Blistering, and, at times, "fair criticism" has recently been heaped upon Presidential Hopeful/Half-Governor/Half Reality Media Personality Sarah Palin, (R) Alaska - a sometimes resident, of that great state when she is not running around the "Lower Forty Nine" telling the nation and every other elected officials how to do their job, who to vote for, whom to target and why.
However, in her pathetic 8 minute Facebook speeech, she did, accidentally, stumble upon a great concept, "dueling", the honorable form of combat between two individuals that have a dispute over a slight that may or may not have happened. The advantages of dueling is that the issue, whatever it was believed to be, e.g., "global warming", "re-redistricting", "Health care", "additional funding for mental health", "prayer in schools" or "moving the nations capital to Richmond, Virgina," all could be politely and civily resolved in a matter of minutes and would not need to drag on forever in a heated and uncivil debate in our "Hallowed Hall of Congress". Freeing them up for John A. Boehner to pass out more lobbyists checks to his fellow legislatures on the floor of the United States Congress. Not only would it be a time saver for Congress, but for that matter, it could be utilized anywhere in the USA. Imagine no more spelling debates between you and your tight ass editor.
You say "neither", I say "nether". . . BANG! - its decided! Brilliant, efficient and final! Isn't that what all of us really want when it come to settling our disputes - rapidity? I believe that there is merit to her off the lip comment and that it shouldn't be dismissed out of mouth.
What do you think? Want to step outside to settle it? Call your second, I'll call mind. I know John Franklin would jump all over it, he has such a good "hair" trigger. Some sensitive types, like Tyler of the newsvine fame, might think that it is "Uncivil and a Violation of the CoH," but, others, "the real dangerous ones", the leadership of the Tea Party, would certainly embrace it for its historic merit. The Founding Fathers, those deified Biblical figures who framed our Constitution and a few hundred thousand slaves, did it, so, Tea Republicans must do it, too.
History, over and over and over, again and again, has demonstrated - so many times that it is tedious and tiring, but, please excuse me, I shall invoke it here one more time, that, "out of-the mouths of babes" drools spittle and/or other things that a smart, enterprising person might recycle, but, not everything that tumbles out of that 'blood libel" orfice.
Sarah, honey, I know that you are busy with your Reality Show, Intellectual Treastise on Foreign Policy, Speaking Engagements and overt campaigning for an office that you clearly have no qualification for, but, listen, for once in your life to someone other than your cute little self. This is one of those mimes times - where silence is the best discourse!
Or, do you want to get your dueling automatic weapon, Punk and Make My Day?