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Today, there are too many politically incorrect words banned or thought to be impolite; not appropriate for mixed company and that it is taxing an already over taxed nation. No more taxes, I say, "Read my lips, B-word"!
This civility b.s.- words is making it entirely to difficult to have a decent political argument that might lead to a real man's bar room brawl. Where is the sport in that? Politics is a blood sport. The NIMBY-Pammi civility police have drained all of the joy out of politics and turned it into a "Girlie Man" contest. A Tea party focused on civility and teetering on boredom.
It is considered impolite today to say the "B-word". Man, I miss that word. I dated a B-word, back in the day, and she gave the best H-word, in college, but, she was a real R-word B-word when it came to her prolefic use of the no-no N-word. She was particularly found of demonstrating her mastery of Ebonics when we visited a neighboring neighborhood to purchase wares from young up and coming entrepreneurs. This R-word, B-Word, C-word felt compelled to toss out all the F-bombs, N-words, B-words and R-words that she mastered at the Christian Theology studies at her Virginal Born-again University before she was tossed out for F-wording the head of academic affairs.
She a certified C-Word, nut job, and, if she didn't have the biggest T-word on campus, I would have left her, instead of getting my F- Word-ing nose broken by an insulted group of 12 Angry Men and One Crazy A-word woman.
This very F-wording sexy and attractive B-word, C-word thought it was amusing to watch a bunch of half N-words imitated white B-words beat the hell out of me with a F-wording aluminum bat because of her non-stop N-word tirade, that she had learned at the knees of her elders growing up in a Conservative Christian, Evangelical, Born Again Baptist church in the deep, asleep South.
If she didn't have the biggest T-words that I have ever seen outside of an adult establishment, I would have kicked that C word to the curb along time ago, or ditched that F-word-ing fine A-word right then and there. But she had an A-word that rocked the world and after all I was a F-wordingidiot that always thought with his B-words that were on fires and rhymed with falls.
Today, thanks to another idiot, Sarah Pal-in, we, (you and I) can no longer say the R-word. Because, this "wanna be" Republican presidential candidate, Sarah P-word Pal-in, the S-word, B-word was busted for using the R-word, by her B-word daughter's F-wording boyfriend, Levi Johnson, who claimed that Sarah, the B-word, the drop-out, half-governor, full-time Reality TV star would returned home from her duties as half-governor, then call out, "Bring me my R-word baby, B-word daughter".
So, now we can't use the R-word in public. That really sucks. It doesn't help that we had an R-word President, George W. Bush, who was by far the most R-word President this country ever had, yet, still we may not use the R-word. What is this Socialistic nation becoming?
MS-NBC TVS over weight, under normal range I.Q. commentator, Ed Schultz, has ruined another good word for us. He called a fellow news commentator a "Slut" because she is better looking than him and can read a lot better. Laura Ingram is a real journalist while he is only a FAT F-word. Sadly, our over taxed nation must be taxed again, by a lax-ed bellowing TV commentator that no one knows what the F-word he is talking about. Friends, the S-word must by another name be call!
That sling and its accompanying arrow hurt the most. Slut is out; S-word is in! How many initial words can a sane man endure?
I could cried like a F-wording C word, B-Word, but I won't. I love Sluts. In fact, newsvine.com has a group that I belong to named, "WHORES & SLUTS." I am a member. I don't know what the PURPOSE OF THE GROUP IS, what they talk about, debate, or, if they simply conduct scientific experiments, as I suspect, but, when I saw that group's name I knew that I wanted to be there. That was my nickname in college.
I like Sluts. I always have! They perform a much needed service, here, in Mildew, Ohio - right smack dab in the middle of Johnnie A. Boehners 8Th Congressional district, where there are no jobs because Crying Johnnie sent them all over seas, which is OK with Moldavians cause we are mostly left leaning, dirty liberals and don't want to work anyways - we just love living off that free government cheese.
I reckon, those S-words and W-words perform great service through out America, I am told. Thorough I don't know from first hand experience because we, Moldavians, never leave Mildew. Born here, met a B-word here and F Word here, that is our motto.
I think that America should give sluts a "Peace Medal" and a pension for all of their good work. Think of the wars that didn't get started, because the troops were side-tracked. Do you know how up-tight America would be with out the S-words labor? F-word no, you don't, B-word!
QUA-RES -
In the back-hills of Van Leer, Kentucky, where my in-bred in-laws grew up in a tiny place "jest a piece from N-word holler," in the idyllic, coal mining part of Johnson county, KY, where the LOCAL FOLKS ARE LOCO. They refused to submit and still today use all of their god given words freely and will kill you if you try to take any of them away.
My F-wording inbred, half-bred, in-law lived in a lavish four room shack down on "Music Holler," which was named after the old white hair lady that played "Amazing Grace, every damn night until she froze to DEATH at her pie-an-o", when the roof of her shack collapsed in the dead of winter during the storm of '34. My F-word-ing in-bred relative, likes to say, "in the dead of Winter", that's the only F-wording reason I included in this B-word, C-word article.
"Music Holler" was just one holler over from "N-Word" holler which was real close to "Butcher Holler" where Loretta Lynn lived and worked as a "butcher."
My F word-ing inbred-inlaw taught me about "Qua-res," when she came to stay for a weekend and ENDED UP LIVING HERE AS AN INVALID FOR OVER two years because the b-word fell down the F word-ing steps and broke her C-word which the R-word doctor said it couldn't be F wording fixed even by an S-word.
So night after night, she tell me about the "Quires" of Van Leer, Kentucky. The mountain-folks from Van Leer called anyone "qua-re" that deviated from the norm. "That boy brushes his teeth every day, he is a little Qua-re," she explained. The Q-word, as she like to say, doesn't have the "same meaning as the Q-word up North", she instructed. "You Northern Yankee, Jack -A-word F-word it up, because Yankee are a bunch of B-words", she added, in between her bible study readings.
Cletus, her half-brother, half-sister, "loved to read so he was called Qua-re - always was and always will be," she noted sharpening her ax that she uses to still cut wood with, though we don't have a wood burning stove.
"Hill folks in the South still cling to their culture and say these God ordained American words as easily and gently as they said the N word, but", my in-bred in-law would explained, "they weren't being ugly about it. That is just the way they talked. They are mostly good Christian Republican people," she said.
After hearing her stories for the 1100th time, I finally got the courage to ask this Octogenarian, "Why did they call it that?"
"What?" she always started any sentence with "What?"
"The N-word Holler? Why did they call it that?"
"Cause the N-words lived there," she smiled softly, as if it was as clear as the nose on her face. "They were nice people, the N-words. I used to play WIThthem as a child while my happy pappy, Snappy went inside to play checkers for $2.00 cash with the N-word's common- law wife, who loved to play checkers" and must have been pretty good at it, because pappy came home broke allot. But, he always had a bid smile on his face - from the moon shine, I guess".
Apparently, on payday, her pappy spent most of his weekly pay playing the $2.00 checkers game and drinking a little F-wording "White Lightning," while his B-word wife held down the fort like the C-word she was, he confessed just before she shot him dead.
When Will Words Be Freed From Their Initials? Who Decides What Is and What is Not Offensive?
