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New Poll - SHOULD FOX'S Roger Ailes Be Publicly SPANKED For His Crimes Against America Or Just Given A Full Body Liposuction At Government Expense?

Fri Jun 3, 2011 5:32 PM EDT
politics, 2012-election, liposuction, roger-ailes, fox-tv, king-maker, political-master-mind
By PigeonReport

Live Poll

What punishment is appropriate for this behemoth?

View Results
  • 150890
    Send him to TIME OUT for 10 years, thank you, CARLOS!
    25%
  • 150891
    LIPOSUCTION with a Fire House from station 69.
    0%
  • 150892
    Get him drunk on a date rape drug and abandon him in a Gay Bath in NYC.
    0%
  • 150893
    Require that he bathe more than once per month.
    0%
  • 150894
    Scare him with a nude picture of Ann Coulter.
    13%
  • 150895
    Spank him within an inch of his life - or, Hell, go all the way.
    13%
  • 150896
    Photograph his censorship and post it.
    0%
  • 150897
    Tear up his lifetime card in the Republican Party and force him to sit by poor people at fund raiser.
    50%
  • 150898
    Tell his mommy on him.
    0%

VoteTotal Votes: 8

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FOX TV Network News, the self proclaimed, "Fair and Balance" cable provider, is up to no good, again! 

Fox's be-hind the scenes, media master-mind and king-maker, Roger Ailes, is putting forward five former Faux Fox TV Network News employees as viable Republican candidates for the office of President of the United States of America (POT-US). 

Don't you find this a flagrant violation of political decorum, or possibly a violation of US election law and/or at least UNFAIR AND VERY UNBALANCED ethics? Even for the constantly distorting Fox TV Network Flux News, this is irascible behavior? 

Roger Ailes's iron fist approach of forcing the Republican party to nominate one of his employees is a disturbing grasps for power. The unethical exploitation of Fox's on-air personalities to hype the hand-picked presidential Republican prospects and to ignore or ridicule other legitimate candidates border on a media coup by FOX.

If CBS ,in its hey day promoted, encourage and contributed funds, TV air-time  and non-stop promotion of Walter Cronkite, their popular newscaster ,and suppose, as insane as it sounds, that a CBS executive urged Walter to run as a Democrat FOR PRESIDENT WITH THEIR HELP.

Why that is so far out, it's fictional.  Because the Southern Coalition of Confederate Flag Waving Crackers, plus Texas would be throwing the biggest hussy fit since the last time Bill Clinton got a little "head" in the oval office.

Ailes, the half-ton size CEO, of Fox TV Network News is doing just that - not getting any head and no one is throwing a sissy fit.  Why?   

Roger is one ugly, little, crew-cut of a scary man.  He looks more and more like an out of controlled "mini-me, Mack truck man," as he barrels into the studio shouting directions to everyone from the door man to floor-man; micro-managing everything from the thickness of the toilet tissue, to supervising the type of shoe polish used on Bill O'Reilly's growing bald spot.

"Get me more black shoe polish, you damn Mormon, Moron," he shouts to the nearest sycophant. "We can't have out star commentator go on the air looking like he is bald?   Move it, boy," he commands in that familiar imperial tone he learned from Richard ("I am not a crook) Nixon, while serving as that devil's right hand man.

"Yes, sir, Mister Ailes," muttered Glenn Beck, humbly. 

"Do it Jerk-wad, get her done!" Roger shot back looking more like Larry The Cable Guy than the world's most powerful CEO on cable TV.  Ailes charitably punched Beck in the kidney with a judo chop and chocked him about the throat for emphasis.  Glenn ran off with his tail between his legs to do his masters bidding.

"Don't stand there yapping about it or you won't have your job as a go-fer, you used up Mormon cultist.  Don't give me an excuse to fire you," Ailes threatened and threw his lead base painted, made in China replica of the "Original Constitution" at Beck's back, as Glenn swishy chalked off, wetting his pant as ran toward Rush Limbaugh's open arms to retrieve his dignity.

"We have got to get our own white man in the White house even if it destroys gay America," Roger screamed at everyone within earshot of the faux studio, and, to all within a two miles radius, in that guttural, primordial howl that sounds exactly like Big Foot.  And, is as pungent, too. 

 "America is nothing but a big gay bed," the paranoid CEO and ex-Nixon media master screamed.  "Gays are everywhere! They are coming for me!" he raved and whipped out his revolver, the one that Ann Coulter had customized for him from a gay man's ass that she  had kicked back in the day when she was a man.

"The guy that does my make-up is gay.  The queer that cuts my hair - gay.  My wife decorator - gay.  Even my doorman confessed to me that he is an illegal - gay man.  They are everywhere, for God's sake. I wonder about Sean and Glenn Beck.  Combs I know is a Twisted Sister.  We have got to get our own straight white man in the White house or we'll all turn queer," he squealed like a silly Mary and ordered a "fairy" to light his cigar so he could smoke it like his he-man hero, Schwarzenegger, sucking on it to calm himself down.

"Rupert Murdoch expects me; "mini-Mack Truck Man to rig the next election for him, and, by God, or Satan's, which ever can get it done, I am gonna deliver the White-house to my Australian born boss," he thundered at the camera man, then broke the front tooth of the audio person when he attempted to ask a question; the question on everyone mind:

"Is FOX TV  Network News trying to hijack the American electoral process by turning it into a private, rigged, high stakes poker game for his demoniacal boss, Rupert Murdoch, the Australian media mogul and "down under" modern day Meida Mogul morphed into a Media Pirate?" 

 

 

"I plan to get to the bottom of this as long as it leads to Conservative Republicans!"

Well, brothers and sisters of the Corn-Hole Tournament generation, I, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon ("doctored"), CEO and President of the much heralded Bird Droppings Institute, A Think Tank For Peoples That Don't Want To Think No More", intend to get to the bottom of this despicable circumstance by exposing the sordid truth no matter where it leads, as long as it leads to the Conservative Republican den of thieves or religious nut jobs and /or hobo homos hiding in their straight jackets in most White Republicans politician's home.   

Be assured, Children of the Corn, that this "ch-ere" intellectual treatise written, researched and stretched to its limits by a declining wit on the verge of another near-Octogenarian stroke is mostly made up lies, but, not all, the best parts are true.  I just don't know the difference.

It is my rather "elevated opinion," after years of sleep research, I discovered that Mr. Roger Ailes' maniacal maneuvers to under-mind the 2012 Presidential election by shamelessly promoting former and current employees via unlimited on-air time and gushing endorsements by Fox TV Network News's so called, "newscasters." 

Roger's pure, unmitigated gall and the arrogance Fox's parent company, News Inc, which boldly helped finance the imbecilic toads, such as, former Fox employee, John Kasich, for Governor of the Not So Great State of Ohio in a clear partisan manuver to manipulate election processes rather than report on them.  Fox has moved from reporting the news to manipulating it, distorting and censoring it.

Fox TV and its bad parent, News Inc , has permitted, encouraged and orchestrated the systematic rape and pillage of America's free election process by not "smacking down" Roger, that fat f-wording run-way, out of control one half-ton MINI-MACK TRUCK of giggling blubber. 

Fox TV's wicked power grab is unprecedented in the history of America and hark-ens back to the machinations of a plot-ting Machiavelli during the Dark Ages in Mid-evil Europe, or, to the history avoid-ant modern Republicans that would be when Dick Cheney was pulling little George W's around in a red wagon manipulating any and all of the levers in the White house that could possibly lead to anything that "Made Money For Halibut's & Burtons," including starting a war with Iraq when everyone knew that Bin Laden was in Afghanistan. 

But, the big money for Dick and Haliburton was in destroying Iraq, then, awarding huge contracts to Haliburton, Cheney former company, so that that company could make trillions off of the unnecessary war.

If one studies and I haven't,but if one did study the following list of incompetent charlatans put forward my Roger Ail-es, one might be horrified into shooting Crazy Glenn Beck in the head, who did requested same on his Fox TV show, with Roger Ail-es blessings no doubt, as long as, Fox got exclusive rights to broadcast it.

The list of proposed candidates for the Republican Party's nominee for President of this "cheer" United and States of Hill Billy is absolutely sickendly, indicative of how far the Republican leadership has fallen under the corrosion of Conservative Radical RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN EXTREMISTS and their "Coo-Coo clock" political philosophy!

HERE ARE THE FIVE REALLY STUPID, INCOMPETENT PEOPLE THAT MISTER "ROGERS" WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT:

  1. Sarah Pal-in

Sarah Palin without her MAKE UP!

- The "drop out" Alaskan Governess, who quit her elected office in mid-term to run about America distorting history, spewing hate and racial unrest through her narrow minded remarks, speeches, slogans and unrelenting greed.  The disgraceful and hurt-full comments she tosses about like confetti at a Carnival about our sitting president EXPOSES HER WOEFULLY limited understanding of politics, history and common sense!  Her famous sound bites and wisdom are: 

"

"Paul Revere Warned the British" - Palin and the Tea-Republican revisionist take on the America Revolution!

"Locked and Loaded" - Palin response to America's porous border.

"Drill Baby Drill" - Her energy policy.

"First Due" - The role she see for her husband.

"Blood Libel" - A blanket phrase that covers all other issues not listed above.

Pal-in, as this long time political observer has - well - observed - has become the preferred Keynote speaker and "darling" of The Wives of Rich Billionaire.

These Housewives of the Filthy Rich B-words, soon to be a Fox TV Reality Show, love to dress up in original designer gowns costing two to three hundred thousand dollars per event and hold very expensive soirees/fund raisers for for the poor raising at least a couple of thousand to fight for poor rich Billionaires who had to pay their taxes this tax season.

These rich b-words of the Rich and Infamous, also, under Roger Ail-es watchful eye , love to hold "Meet & Greet" Fund raisers for Republicans moderates that might be corrupted and brought into the fold of the "unreasonable, evangelical born-again sophistry" pedaled by Fox TVs Mormon educator Glenn Beck, and, touted by the Fox TV created, Tea Party, that Roger is pushing to replace the Republican party all together. 

These gaudy, bejeweled, low neck line affairs are the social high-light of the idle wives of the "Rich and Infamous Billionaires" who made their fortunes plundering the world markets under the popular "deregulation" movement started in the Alzheimer laden Reagan years of lore. (circa 1981-1989).

Reader Aside:  Now don't get your false teeth out of alignment just because I use big fancy Italian sounding words like "circa," it only means "about", but, sounds more intellectual, don't you agree. And when one is reading a treatise, one has got to sound intellectual.

These Rich White Billionaire Idle Wives events are coming to Fox TV next year as a new Reality Show and look to be a big winner in the cable TV sweep, week, where results are already known by Fox.  These are "gala affairs" - though no gay people are allowed to attend.  They help with the decorations, set up, entertainment, gowns, make up and such, but, they are not going to ruin the affair by attending and if one slips in accidentally in drag, they are immediately dragged around the dance floor my their hair, raped, pillaged and told to come back in the morning for more.

All of these affairs are secretly financed, in large part ,by the same Southern Conservatives, Right WING extremists group that have direct ties to the Kennedy assassination. 

The eclectic collection of former John Birch Society Members, State Right Advocates, the Amway Inheritance Fortune of the De Voes, Koch Brothers, the Murdoch's Family and Heirs, and The Cheney's- all have links to current multi-million dollar religious right wing, Evangelical groups that actively support Conservative Right Wing Republican causes and cast Democrats in the role of the Anti-Christ; in short, the inherited rich knuckle heads, like Donald Trump.

 Pal-in, like a coward, abandoned her post, quit in mid-term the elected office that voters had entrusted her to  and possibly to avoid the negative exposure of several "on-going investigations" into allegations of multiple incidents of "abuse of power" charges and other "irregularity" she was suspected of while serving as small town mayor in a community of less than 32,000.  After only two (2)years of her four (4)year term as governor of one of the least populated and most isolated states in America, Alaska, she abandon it like a deserter during combat to pursue-higher goals of becoming a Reality TV star and a media "Ho".

Critics claim that the "sharp tongued Pal-in abandoned her duties to run amuck in the "Lower 49" in luxury, as a paid Right Wing political hack under the stewardship of the Koch Brothers, Right Wing Conservative Republican Billionaires vehemently opposed to a centralized federal government that they do not own.

The brave Republican Party members that had the tenacity to complete their term in office were forced to listen to the hypocrite Sarah tell them how to run their respective Executive Branch and what national programs they should support based on her "Talking Points" provided by the Koch Brothers, Karl Rove and the corrupted Republican National Committee (RNC). 

Palin's lucrative, partisan trips were funded by the so called "patriotic" Koch Brothers, and other Right Wing, Billionaire Conservative Republican Extremists that have been unceasingly trying-to grasp control of the RNC since the volatile days of Barry Goldwater (R), a far out right wing, ex-Air-force Reserve General, Senior Senator from Arizonia and a "trigger happy war hawk", rejected in a humiliating landslide to LBJ, in 1964. 

Pal-in, the disgraced, half-governor was naturally picked up by FOX TV NETWORK NEWS and paid millions to mercilessly attack, slander, and distort the record of the sitting Democrat President Barak Obama, the first Afro American elected to the Office of President of the United State of America and a landmark occasion that should have been celebrated by all Americans as an example of how America can learn from its mistake, adjust, correct then and embrace others on an equal footing. 

Instead of helping America put a positive International presence forward, this little fox terrier of a failed governor, small town corrupt mayor went on a vicious attack filled withthe most outrageous remarks besmirching the President, his family and mother by claiming that the President was born in Kenyan and was not an American citizen.  Her innuendos implied that BarakObama mother, grand parents and the Democrat Party had somehow master minded a huge cover up to put a Muslim into the office of President of the United State and that he was going to be soft on the 9/11 terrorist. 

According to articles in the New York Times and numerous other sources, Pal-in raked in approximately $27 million dollars from her book sales, and her no-holds barred, non-stop partisan speaking engagements and paid TV appearances.  Palin's disastrous Vice Presidential candidacyon the MC Cain-Pal-in ticket in the 2008 Presidential election was largely criticized as the reason for a competent Senior Senator, John MC Cain, (R) Arizona, a nationally know Vietnam War hero, to lose his bid to a relatively unknown presidential dark horse, (no pun intended), Barack Obama, (D) Junior Senator from Illinois, who was considered an underdog in the race.

As a potential viable nomineefor Republican Party presidential candidate, Palin demonstrates how far a field Fox TV has moved from the entertainment business that it is licensed for as a cable provider to what it has become:  The heart and brains of the Republican Party.  Not one former employee but five have been put forward by Roger Ail-es, a man the size of a small dump truck.  This is a sleazy, unexceptable dirty trick and must be stopped immediately in his power grabbing tracks.

It is shameful, that Mr. Roger Ail-es, CEO, Fox Faux TV Network News and miss-manager of the nation's most popular Hate TV cable programing has pushed, promoted and pulled five of his stations on-air political personalities as viable Republican candidates for nomination to the highest office in the United State of America and possibly one of the most powerful in the world. 

Why is Roger AND his boss, Rupert Murdoch, making such a bold, deliberate move that even an asinine idiot like me can ascertain?

Is the entire Rupert Murdoch's World Media Mad Empire, including News Corp - the parent company, about to implode? Are they looking to the future for another Republican orchestrated bail-out that they can blame on Democrats and give billions, perhaps trillions of tax payers dollars to help billionaires bribe their way out a world-wide media mess?  Or, are they just "patriots" like the lovable Koch Brothers?

Do they need their man (their former employee) in the White-house along side of their Speaker of the House, the Bawling-His-Eyes-Out At The Mention of the Word Kid - Cause He Never Sees His Own, Johnnie A. Boehner, The Weeper of the House and Designated Clean-Up Batter For Gary Condit?  I asked the difficult question, in a purely rhetorical and civil manner before the vein in me head "pops". 

Is this not an unprecedented, bold and deliberate attempt by Roger Ail-es AND his errand boys at the "Fair and Balanced" Fox TV Network News to abuse their airways to promote handpicked candidates to run for the Republican nomination while continuously denigrating-Democrats as wild eyed Socialist intent on forcing every Christian woman to have an abortion, even if they are not pregnant.

If this doesn't boil your blood - what does?  Fox TV and Roger Ail-es action if not unlawful, and, I suspect that it is, certainly is a Born Again Christian sin in contrast to the biblical teachings of Jesus who couseled his followers to "Give To Cesar What Is Cesar and Give To God What Is God," when asked about opposition to Roman rule. 

If this flat out, arrogant activity is not illegal, unethical, and in violation of our election laws - it should be. Surely, even Shirley could make the case that it is a "sin against humanity" and the worst dirty tricks since Richard Nixon's Watergate days and Dick Cheney Water-board is as American as Apple pie.  Where is my America? When did Fox TV Network News get controlling interest and boot the majority of Americans out.

Roger Ail-es (that's Ail-es according to newsvine.Com's spell check) has thrown his weight (estimated at just shy of 1/2 ton by some observers) behind everyone of his former Fox TV employees, like a gambler hedging his bets.  One of these five monkeys has got to rise to the top and now it looks like Blood Libel Sarah Pal-in, the drop-out governor from Alaska will win the party's nomination because Rupert Murdoch, News Corp, Roger Ail-es and the Fair and Balance Fox TV Network is throwing their weight around again.  Someone get a gun and shoot Glenn Beck.

Why is Roger doing this?  Is it in order to get control of the White House by disabusing his broadcast license and giving generous donations of free television coverage to the candidate of his choice?  That hardly seem fair, equitable or balanced for a FAIR AND BALANCE organization.  Do it to you? 

Fox TV and their storm trooper trained so called newscaster  lavish praise, and on-air 24/7 promotion on their hand picked candidate and providing these former Fox TV Network News employees with a free national cable TV platform to peddle their wares.

The question that federal regulators should ask is:  "Why is Fox TV Network News so desperate to get their candidate in the White-house?  What does Roger Ail-es boss, Rupert Murdoch, the Australian pirate, and CEO of News Corp, Fox's parent company, need or want from the office of President of the Unit-ed States of America? Is Murdoch empire, like Trump's. about to collapse and he, like all Republicans White Federal Government "Trash Talking" Billionaires looking for another hand out, not a hand up from the government that they accuse of being anti-business, anti-capitalistic, anti-American and Socialistic? 

The five favored former Fox TV candidates would not be even considered if not for the unending carnival barking, obscene media idolotry shown these faux candidates by 'Fox TVs staff and on-air personality of this disgraceful Flux News organization. All of these former employees ( Trump, Pal-in, Hackable, Bach-man and Newt) should be promptly dismissed out of hand as political CLOWNS, HAS BE-ENS AND EXTREMIST NUT-JOBS, to put it politely.

Let us consider the field of folly that the near half-ton Roger Aisles has promoted this election cycle as viable Republican candidate and honestly ask yourself is this man sane, or what?

2. Donald (The Comb Over) Trump - A boisterous bellicose birth-er advocate is the sole owner of the world's worst faux comb-over. That badly bleach bag of damaged hair on the front of his forehead is at least 18 inches long and is combed backwards to cover up the fact that Mr. Trump is bald. A man that can't face his own baldness cannot face the enormous issues confronting our nation. 

"I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER, Scarlet."

Trump, as a legitimate presidential candidate, is, and was an obscene joke.  For starters, he has not registered to voted in seven years, has never held an elected office in his life; he is a notorious bald face liar who exaggerates his net worth; brags about the fortune that he made working-only from the small start up stipend ($50,000,000) his father left him. A fortune equivalent to $500,000,000 dollars in today's money. Oh me, oh my that is a lot of dough.  His daddy made it by building shoddy, over-priced public housing projects for the poor, with the generous help of grants and funds from the federal government acquired via corrupt Republicans in the Nixon administration.

  • Trump is a modern day Barnum & Bailey style self-promoter who has filed bankruptcy on numerous occasions and is a mean spirited Reality TV Host on his own Fox TV cable program entitled, "CELEBRITY APPRENTICE", an absurd show about multi-millionaire entertainers andfamouswealthypeople who compete with each other in order to get an opportunityto work with "The Donald" andbe humiliated on a daily basis for a year. 
  • The Trump has an ego the size of Yankee Stadium and the intellect of a gnat.  He is a tacky blow-heart on the verge of financial disaster and is desperate to get elected to the White-house because he is about to get evicted from his own Trump Towers, so our able bodied, no body reporter, reports.
  • Trumps proclivity for using the F-Bomb to dress up the lack of content in his speeches recently led to him boldly announcing that he is withdrawing from the race not due to his disastrous showing in the polls, but, he added in that false bravado that has made him a household word on cable TV, that, "I WOULD HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT". 
  • Right, Rocky, you would have been a contender if you ran, didn't get your ass handed to you by President Ba-rack Obama at the recent the Press Corp Dinner that made you,Trump, look like an angry, Dumped, Trumped circus clown with a really bad comb-over spouting steam out your over-sized clown ears.
  • No doubt Roger Ail-es, the blustering, half-ton of waddling blubber consider this Cavalcade of Political Clowns as the next Fox TV REALITY show or as  a cluster viable presidential candidates, but, not all Americans are as easily fooled as Fox TV viewers, who IQ ranks among the lowest of any network.

    Our source for this story, Gnarly Mc Nasty, has discovered, like Michele Bach-man, through a vision, that Roger Ailes has violated all ten of the Bbblical commandments, most federal and state statutes, and, defied all know reasonable grooming standards during his reign of terror as CEO & "Eater of Everything In Sight" at Fox TV Network News.

    Seriously, have you ever seen a picture of this behemoth?  He is frightening to be hold; a fat, balding, white haired, pasty skin, White bespectacled, half-ton of a giggly, liposuction-needy man.  The man is uglier than Dick Cheney, his ideal man, but, look exactly like "Snaring Dick," only 823 pounds heavier!  What a mega-hog? Speaking of mega, what about Mega-Mom Bach-man (R-woman that's R-word Bachman).

    3. Michele Bach-man, Mega-Mom, (R) from Minnesota, sole claim to fame is that she raised 29 kids, with only 24 needing public assistance.  Now in Congress, Michele want to cut funding to the same public assistance program that paid her bills, so, that no other under disserving, self-exploiting Mega-Mom would get the same idea as she did anduse the Welfare system to help support her biological family.

    Michele is a leader of the Tea-Republican Party, another Fox TV Network News assisted grass roots organization, aimed at the easily fooled  Fox TV viewers.  Now in Congress the Tea Party is  busy dismantling Medicare, Social Security, Health Care Reform and commonsense in Washington.

    Michelle loves to travel the continent giving speeches to Conservative Born Again Republicans that blend facts, fiction and God into one big ball of misquotes that God told her to say. God want her to solicit votes tso that she can defeat the evil doers, aka, democrats, who actually are working to benefit the quality of life of most American.

    4.Newt Gingrich, the former speaker of the house, who was thrown out of office by his own party for numerous violations of the prohibition of Congress Conflict of Interest rules.  Newt is the same man that served his 2nd wife divorce papers while she was in the hospital recuperating from Cancer surgery.  Since, he is a disgraced congressional leader he was naturally picked up by Fox TV Network News and promoted as a brilliant political pundit with real experience and awarded a million dollar contract to bad mouth the sitting president, because Newt is first and foremost a "patriot."

    5.Mike Hackable: The former governor of Arkansa is renowned for having raised the academic standards of that state from 50Th to 49th lowest in the nation.   Huckabee is a part-time Born-Again preacher and a full-time political pundit for Fox TV Network News that specializes in slamming democrats, accusing the sitting president of being a Muslim andnot eligible to be president because some backwoods hillbilly told him that the president was born in Kenya and you know that there are a lot of black Africans there. But, Huckabee ain't prejudice - he is just stupid.

    The "Cavalcade of Political Clowns" are coming to a Town Hall Meeting For Republicans Only! Be sure and get your ticket. I rest my case!  Get the rope, let's give Roger a fair trail, then HANG HIM.  It's only FAIR AND UNBALANCED!

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    PigeonReport

    Roger Aisles new hit single, "UN-Spank Me & Set Me Free" is available on CD from local hospitals that have their own mental wards, or, directly through the BIRD DROPPINGS INSTITUTE (placement ad in violation of the Cof H).

    Send truck loads of cash to the imaginary BDI and an imaginary CD will be instantly deported to you.

    • 2 votes
    Reply#1 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 10:52 AM EDT
    PigeonReport

    I sent you my rent money in and I did not get a CD. This is a rip off!

    • 2 votes
    #1.1 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 7:54 PM EDT
    PigeonReport

    Yes, it is!

    • 2 votes
    #1.2 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 7:55 PM EDT
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    Darkdonnie

    Don't you find this a flagrant violation of political decorum,

    Nope!

    possible US election law

    Nada!

    and/or fair and balanced ethics ?

    NO!

    But it sure is good to wip up the minority lib/progs with this puerile hyperbole!

    • 2 votes
    Reply#2 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 6:48 PM EDT
    PigeonReport

    Let say, Darkdonnie, that Soros decided to back five of his employees and use his media outlet to promote really unqualified Reality stars to POTUS.

    That doesn't concern you that an individual or a media outlet is deliberately attempting to control the election process. It is a clear violation of Broadcaster Fairness Act and indicates why Congress should not vote to rescind this law, unless, of course, one is a very naive Tea Republican.

    • 7 votes
    #2.1 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 8:26 PM EDT
    Darkdonnie

    Let say, Darkdonnie, that Soros decided to back five of his employees and use his media outlet to promote really unqualified Reality stars to POTUS.

    Unqualified? by whose estimation? Other than the legal qualifications isn't that up to the electorate? And I would guess the most qualified would not make the cut as far as your concerned if they did not fit your preconceived ideas. So I cannot say your estimation of who is or isn't qualified carries much if any weight with those who will be voting for these "Reality stars"

    Besides Georgie is promoting an unqualified candidate in my opinion which is worth about as much as yours.

    How George Soros is buying up the Amiercan media

    That doesn't concern you that an individual or a media outlet is deliberately attempting to control the election process.

    Yes I am concerned about Georgie buying media, probably sent them the money form the Lincoln bedroom, during one of his many visits. pfft

    • 2 votes
    #2.2 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 9:39 PM EDT
    PigeonReport

    darkdonni: White Johnnie here. Thanks for the Soros link that was great fun.

    • 2 votes
    #2.3 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 4:26 PM EDT
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    littlereddog

    I vote for the spanking. Leave the liposuction for Chris "Crispy Creme" Christy.....or for Rush Limbaugh's head.

    • 3 votes
    Reply#3 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 10:51 PM EDT
    Angelo Belcher

    Freedom of the press doesn't mean stretching the truth and manipulating the facts to your own ends. We need to change the laws to reflect that of the brits, no claims within the perameters of news can be repored if is not FACTUAL. Instead, ALL claims of opinion must be stated while giving the news, so we KNOW its not truth, just opinion. They are purely entertainment, not factual news. something akin to John Stewart's show.

    • 4 votes
    Reply#4 - Fri Jun 3, 2011 11:40 PM EDT
    dhaas

    It is the liberal media that lies! If Stewart and Colbert stuck to the facts, they would be out of business! I wonder how much money they make in this"capitalist society"? WE, The People, demand to know, how much money Stewart and Colbert make in this "unfair" and "capitalist" society! Why have they not given up their money, their homes, and their cars to everyone? Stewart and Colbert are living the life of luxury, and making MILLIONS while bashing our country!

    • 3 votes
    Reply#5 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 6:38 AM EDT
    Angelo Belcher

    Are you kidding me? That happens to be satirical COMEDY? When did you first start to believe that their shows were REAL? Its COMEDY you jackass! If it resembles "real" news its because they formatted it that way and Colbert went a step further by making a parody of Bill O'Reilly. Maybe you need to start watching CNN, its our last bastion of real journalism (or something close to it). Comparing FOX to Colbert and Stewart was the joke you obviously didn't get, all three are FAKE news!

    • 3 votes
    #5.1 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 5:17 PM EDT
    LeZi

    Angelo Belcher

    Are you kidding me? That happens to be satirical COMEDY?

    Angelo! Are you forgetting that Fox was a political satire station long before Stewart and Colbert even had the idea of a Satirical News Show! I was surprised that PigeonReport chose CBS above and Walter C. for his example. I thought he would have used the Comedy Channel and Colbert (or Stewart) for the analogy. I thought Fox News was robbed at the last Emmy awards show when they did not get the award for best comedy news show.

    Comparing FOX to Colbert and Stewart was the joke you obviously didn't get, all three are FAKE news!

    If you insist on continuing in this direction, however, I have to point out that when comparing these two stations, it is the Fox News Channel and their two hours of "non entertainment news" (I think that is how they phrased it) to the Comedy Chanel and their hour of news shows, that the Comedy Channel would win the EMMY hands down when going up for the nomination of the Most Truthful News Show against FOX.

    Lets keep this in the proper perspective. Wasn't it the Fox viewers that thought that Saddam Hussein personally flew one of the planes into the Twin Towers?

    • 2 votes
    #5.2 - Sun Jun 5, 2011 2:09 PM EDT
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    Carloz

    Where's the poll? I wanted to vote for other -- put him in Time Out for 10 years.

    • 3 votes
    Reply#6 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 9:45 AM EDT
    PigeonReport

    CARLOS: My bad - I plum forget what I was not doing. I shall correct it if I can and I will plagiarize your suggestion. Put him in Time Out for 10 years, provided that you agree not to seek a legal remedy.

    • 3 votes
    #6.1 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 3:23 PM EDT
    Carloz

    But now you've added all those other great choices. Decisions, decisions.

    • 3 votes
    #6.2 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 7:18 PM EDT
    PigeonReport

    Carloz, how many time must I till you to get out of that logo once in awhile and get some fresh air. Get your feet on the ground, for Jimmie Cricket, airplane boy.

    I don't want to have to tell THE FAA ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING. But, I will if you don't start voting my articles up and feeding my Vlad's-dog more often.

    • 3 votes
    #6.3 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 7:31 PM EDT
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    PigeonReport

    I am certain that some will find this difficult to divine - I, too, have no clue.

    • 2 votes
    Reply#7 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 4:28 PM EDT
    Formost

    I feel ripped off, too. Not because I didn't send in any money, and not because I didn't even send in any imaginary money. But, I imagined how I must have been imaginarily ripped off in imagining that I could have been ripped off...........If fact, I wrote a song, 'Imagination' based on it! It's coming out in an old disco version of newly written 'soul' music...... imagine that!

    • 1 vote
    Reply#8 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 9:07 PM EDT
    PigeonReport

    FORMOST: I imagine that you would imagine that you were ripped off because I imagined that I ripped you off, because I haven't had an original idea in 69 years and 4 months.

    Please send me a copy of the song. I imagine that it is really expensive, but, then I imagine that everything is really expensive.

    Thanks for the imagined inspiration. Remember, just like @!$%# we all have an imagination except for Conservative Republicans who sold their to China.

    • 1 vote
    Reply#9 - Sat Jun 4, 2011 9:42 PM EDT
    Jack-1941324

    We need both political parties to stop the games and be sharing Americans...when they end homelessness, the unemployed, the debt and build recylcing systems integrated with clean air, water and soils of the earth while allowing health care for all...then they have done their jobs...energy independence and fighting only true wars defending the USA against viable attacks en force by an enemy that is more destructive than the millions who die from being malnourished and lacking health care that have become our reality due to lack of jobs/funding is included in the adjustments!

    Oh yes, whether the internet postings that our wonderful democracy that is the USA has constructed over 3,000 FEMA CAMPS ready to take political dissidents or citizens that enact civil unrest off to their ``FINAL SOLUTION``is fact or fiction it seems that our Congress/Senate/President/US Suprenme Court will provide that answer...

    Enactment of the latest Defense Authorization Legislation?...lets see what happens!

      Reply#10 - Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:22 PM EST
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