Sarah Palin, Michele Bachman, Tim Pawlenty, Newt Gingrich and Mike Huckabee all invoke GOD FOR VOTES and the hillbilly wing of the Conservative Tea Republican Party, the anti-intellectual, anti-science TEA PARTY wet their pants rushing to cast their vote for someone, anyone throwing out the CODED WORD - "Born Again!"
You see, heathens, if you ain't "Born Again"- you ain't getting in to the End of Time Party that is coming real soon. Possibly, as soon as October 21, or, for sure, December 21, 2012 at 1:30 PM and you got to be "Born Again" to have a ticket for admittance. One might be a Catholic, but, that doesn't count - because all born again-er will privately tell you that they appreciate the fact that the "fish eater" agree with them on the abortion issue, but, the pope is the anti-Christ. Episcopalians are out, as well as, all Christians that can spell, unless they have been dunked in the baptismal, held under until they surrender and accepts JESUS as the one true god. It is written in the Bible, somewhere.
Born Again-er, especially those that belong to large congregation of 6,000 to 10,000 member TV Evangelical Churches are taught that "GOD WANTS YOU TO BE RICH". And, the God of Isaiah, Abraham and Luke demands that you tithe a full 10% of your gross income to the TV Evangelical, Born Again church of your choice, as long as, the pastor lives in a $25,000,000 walled compound, rides in private limos, wears $7000 designer shoes and has a beautiful bejeweled wife.
It is also required . . . in fact, mandatory that converts renounce their membership in the democratic party and agree to VOTE A STRICT REPUBLICAN TICKET. God told the hillbilly, self appointed, multi-millionaire preachers that Family Values is synonymous with Republican and God is in a family way.
But, above all else, Born Bargainers have to commit to giving 10% of the GROSS INCOME - NOT NET to the church so that they can continue to do more fund raising.
Have you every noticed that the Founding Fathers: Washington, Jefferson, Adams and Henry Ford never mentioned their faith as a means to get support for their political position, but, that has all changed now with the Tea Republicans movement to return to the ORIGINAL CONSTITUTION.
Today, everyone must be a BORN AGAIN, REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE or else they will not get "RAPTURED". One must be dipped in the "Blood Libel" religious doctrine of Sarah Palin and nearly drown in the baptismal or else one is going to HELL,according to the new Republican-Tea party combined Religious Right and Politic Party.
Why, the change? Because Born Again Evangelical Christians LEFT THE CHURCH YEARS AGO AND WENT INTO TO POLITICS. Maybe, their hillbilly backwoods uneducated pastors got it all mixed up.
