Weiner Roast: "If Thy Right Eye Offends Thee - Pluck It Out". But, what if it is one's WEINERSNETZEL?

PigeonReport. Keep on reporting brother!

Dear PR, some of our female Pigeon operatives have gone missing. I found them last night in the basement reserching all the sexual proclivites of the right. They are not coming out till they gather all the evidence. I hope they can continue without getting sick of all the dirt they are digging up. We have a report that is bigger than War and Peace and they are still not past the 1990's.

Snip, Snip with the click of a mouse!

Washington D.C. has more hookers per square inch that square inches , noted an unnameable source from the Washington, D.C. Tourists and convention bureau, "many are serving in Congress".

Yeah, but I can't afford those. I'm not a PAC. ;(

PR, could you add another choice to the Live Poll? Perhaps......."all of the above"!

I am tired of hearing about Wiener Aka DICK '' A lot of you people that talk @!$%# about him have probably done the same thing or at least thought about it .. I wish the media would find something more appealing to taste than this BS '' Like another killing of one of Bin Laden followers,,That's what I want to see Or even the Impeachment of a half breed Messiah would work also,,LMFAO You peeps need to get a life '' Or need to stop watching the 700 club..Or both,,LMFAO.

Its interesting that you only mention people who support Republican party, I say it in that manner because a couple you mentioned are not politicians. The top of the list is ex Pres. Clinton, But we can go on all day about both party's so I'm not going in that direction. Polititions are what is our problem. Both parties are going down the toilet. I say lets flush them, and find some who actually believe in are country. So get of the high horse your riding. If you are going to write articles or report news. Do it across the board. Don't lie, Don't cheat, And most important of all is don't sell out. besides it's only our country we are talking about. We do not have another to run to when it all crashes.

I know this is picky but did the author not care or didn't want to bother looking up the correct spelling for: Wienerschnitzel? It is a dish that, of course, has nothing to do with a sausage or hot dog. In France it is called "escalope de veau viennoise" and in English it's knows as a breaded veal cutlet Viennese style (doesn't French make everything sound better?). It is usually topped with a wedge of lemon and a few capers just for decorative purposes. Wien is the German name for Vienna. Schnitzel translates a "little cut" or cutlet. Sorry but I'm just a bit obsessive about languages.

Now we find poor Tony lost amoungst the taco stands thinking outside the bun, with the tune from the Osca Meyer Weiner Comercial stuck inside his head.

Oh I wish I was an Osca Meyer Weiner, then the girls would be in love with me,

for if I were instead an Osca Meyer Weiner all the foolish people would vote for me............

To a man, showing off his penis is sexually exciting. The best way to totally destroy a man is to tell him his penis is tiny or not functioning near well enough. The best way to get a man wrapped around your...something... is to tell him his penis is huge, extraordinary, or the best you have ever seen or had. So I imagine for Weiner displaying his wiener to some unknown female was rather exciting. I am not sure this really even stands for deviant sexual behavior. I really don't want to know all of this. This should have remained a private thing between a married couple not a national side show. Breibart was a sickie to expose this and to try and shame another man. I think of Weiner's wife who is pregnant. These are people who Breitbart is trying to destroy. Deeply saddening at that level.

If you dont want your business in the street, by all means, dont post it on the internet

The internet is not private, but sometimes people forget that even the most private exchanges can become national news. I don't think he was likely thinking with the appropriate head. He is now.

There's only SO much blood and obviously it was directed at the wrong head! He's still thinking with the wrong one! AND.....really? You're going to drag your wifes so called pregnancy into it NOW? From either angle, if she is PG it's WRONG, and if she's NOT it's really WRONG!

See Dick with Jane, See Dick with Sue, See Dick with an infection......what a...... Weiner!

Landspirit; how could it remain private? it was out there quite literally. He's a congressman, a national figure. It was only a matter of time before it was exposed. You can blame the messenger if you want,but it was Wiener's indiscretion that brought down the house.

Cyber sex how pathetic. His interpretation of "Man Up" is sorely twisted.  Because others in both parties indulge their bulge does not exonerate him, it dishonors his wife. She is the victim in this mess.

OMG Thank you JO! Finally common sense has arrived! I thought I was losing my mind.