Sarah Palin is mixing it up with potential rival Rick Santorum, suggesting the former Pennsylvania senator and presidential hopeful is a "knuckle-dragging Neanderthal."

The eyebrow-raising slap came in response to Santorum's recent comments that Palin was likely skipping an annual gathering of conservatives in Washington this weekend because of other "business opportunities" and her mothering responsibilities.

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Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) suggested on Sunday morning that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin could defeat President Barack Obama should she run as the Republican presidential nominee in 2012.

A Tea Party rally on Thursday in Columbia, South Carolina was expected to draw 2,000 to 3,000 people, or so its organizers claimed. A key speaker, Donald Trump, canceled his appearance, but the state's governor, Nikki Haley, who's been talked about as a Republican vice presidential candidate, did speak. And yet attendance wasn't in the four figures or even the three figures -- it was 30.

The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. has not or EVER will have ANY connection with The “Westboro Baptist Church”. We absolutely repudiate their tactics of protesting the funerals of U.S. soldiers, men and women who die serving our Nation. We do NOT question their Christianity or right to speak, publish or preach. We agree with many of their teachings, especially that Homosexuality is an abomination before Yahvey God the Father.

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The Ku Klux Klan, LLC. Does NOT support or represent the “TEA PARTY”. Our Associates, members and supporters are here officially ordered: NOT to attend Tea Party events or support them in ANY way. The Tea Party does not represent any but a shallow limited political agenda, which fails to serve our Nations interests. They are an extension of the Republican Party and seek to compromise it. We do NOT support any political party, all have betrayed the trust of the American people, and they have compromised their agenda to support the Progressive Socialist enslavement of the American people.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) will give the commencement address at The Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C. this weekend.

Ahead of the visit, dozens of faculty members from the school and other other Catholic universities are writing to Boehner — who is himself an observant Catholic — challenging his willingness to “gut” social programs while protecting “new tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy.” “Mr. Speaker, your voting record is at variance from one of the Church’s most ancient moral teachings” of caring for the poor, they write:

Your record in support of legislation to address the desperate needs of the poor is among the worst in Congress. This fundamental concern should have great urgency for Catholic policy makers.

NOTE TO READERS:  THIS IS AN UNAUTHORIZED HISTORY OF THE "TEA NATION" - Scrawled in Haste, by a Raving, Pissed Off, Odd Bird; A Half-Baked, Discombobulated, Scrambled Brained, Former Reagan Republican Turned Gay-Liberal-Democrat Over-Night By Watching Too Much Fox TV Network News Without An Anti-Septic Filter.  An Octogenarian With A Long History of Contributing to Social Security and An Even Longer Record of Abusing It.

I fear that if this make me as a SOCIALIST to my Right Wing Conservative, Born-Again, Evangelical, Gun-Toting, Christian, Republican Licking Political Cousins; Then, I Guess I Must Be - Cause, as you all are aware, Republicans Never Lie - If They Can Evade The Truth!

Unauthorized History:

In 2008, the Koch Brothers, (pronounced Coke, as in sucking on Diet Coke bottles until their lips are miss-shaped), took the summer off from beating their minimum wage earning workers into submission, and secretly funded the the so called, TEA PARTY REVOLUTION, which turned into an instantaneous national sensation.

The Tea Bag platform of anti-government, anti in-power government (Democrats) and anti sit-ting-president (Obama ) galvanized America's ever growing throng of High School drop outs, Confederate Flag Waving-Pick Up Truck Wrecking Drunk Hillbillies and Southern Baptist Evan-helical TV Preachers with its simple demands:  Smaller Government, No Taxes, Christian Nation and Return To The Original Constitution. Even a moron could understand this platform, and, most did.

The Tea Party, funded by the Koch Brothers, became a summer sensation; an unparalleled mob of right wing hysterias that seeped through the country like Typhoid Mary on Crack Cocaine; ravaging the nation with a bitter, racially motivated campaign that would have made George Wallace proud.  The Tea Buggers stormed through the Southern Red States like Scarlet Fever - reproducing in the largely unpopulated, isolated area of the South West, favored by militant survivalist groups.

The "lunatic fringe," (which I am happy to say, I am a card carrying mumbler), finally had a powerful, virulent anti-Northern, anti-status quo, near pervert-free agenda:   Deep fried Southern Klan mythology; covered in a thick layer of Hidden, Secret-Coded, Right-Wing, Double Speak; deliciously laced with a tasty dose of Wild-Eyed Conspiracy Theroies purloined "right smack" from the lame play-book of that great, late Right-Wing, Radical Conservative Republican organization, so popular in the paranoid 1950s, The John Birch Society. 

Our, unimpeachable research team, here, the Bird Droppings Institution, spotlighted the infantile leadership of the new, uptight, Tea Party, in their White Paper, "Tea Or Nuts?, which exposed, oddly to no avail, the "We Hate Incumbents" theology of the Koch Industries grassroots organization. 

The Tea Party, never-the-less, took the nation by stormed that "slow news" summer, thanks to it being continuously stoked nightly by that brilliant political scholar, Glenn Beck, and, fanned by the babel of Unstable Right Wing Commentators on Fox TV Network News:  Sean Hannity, Bill O'Rielly and Mike Huckabee. 

Meanwhile, the near insane spokespersons for this "spontaneous," Koch Brothers funded organization, consisted primarily of an assortment of clearly clever nuts, who naively laid all of the country's ills at the feet of the newly elected president, Barack Obama; in office, less than 16 months, time, enough, to convert America to Socialism. 

The fact that the newly elected president was the first African-American (Black) elected to the highest office in the land, did not go unnoticed to the  frolicking founders of the Tea Party more belligerent and militant arm, the Neo-Right-Wing-Zea-lots, who crawled out from under every rock, crevice and cranny in America to vent their decade long pent-up bile and blame someone - "anyone" for their sufferings. 

"My eyes are crossed and no one has dotted my T's", they shouted through bull horns and threw eggs at each other at their rallies and Town Meetings filmed nightly by Fox TV Network News.

Respected political analysts through out the world, watched in horror; filing story after story about the obvious historic comparisons to Germany of the 1930s.  But, these "Voices in the Wilderness" were routinely vilified by the new gods of the media, Fox TV Network News and America unelected, self-appointed Minister of Education, Rush Limbaugh, who lambasted critics, liberals, gays, left handed people and democrats on his nauseating daily-nightly nationally syndicated, HATE SPEECH RADIO program.

Limbaugh called forth his legion of zombies, "the ditto heads" to join the TEA Party, (Koch Industries funded Grassroots Revolution), and instructed them to "take back our country," and, while they were at it, "their right to marry their first cousins" from the Socialist, "even at the point of a gun," he screamed, over the air waves from the confines of his gilded, locked studio, inside a sound proof bunker hidden in the bowels of Gotham, adjacent to Pastor Terry's office.

While helpless historians, political pundits and scholars wrote countless comparisons to the National Socialist Germany Worker's Party, (brought to power in 1933), the Tea Party Revolutionaries, undeterred, gain power in Beer Halls throughout America, promoted relentlessly by the media clout of Fox TV Network News.  Money poured into their headquarters by the dump-truck loads.  More than $140,000,000 dollars of free TV time was donated by Fox TV Network News to the cause, with International Corporations rasing an addition one billion dollars for the Tea-Republicans for use in the upcoming Mid-Term elections of 2008. Was it any wonder they won in a landslide, proving once again that "American Elections Can Be Bought"?

To the enlightened, the Bird Droppings Institute staff and its janitor, it was not lost on those of us old enough to remember the reality of WWII. We, who knew those brave men and women who fought real evil, not the Faux Evil manufactured by the Faux TV Network News, changed our Depends more frequently and worried about our fellow country men, and, their dimly lit leaders.

Clearly, the historical nuances were lost on this mostly White, well scrubbed band of "new American revolutionaries," who grew up wearing Pampers; secured in their insulated, cozy all "White Bread Only" gated communities with little to fret about, lots to eat and a culture driven by "instant gratification". 

The "Happy Days" generation, as we named them, here, at the Institution, the Michelle Bachmann "Air Heads" now had a "cause" and, as latent arsonists, they lit a political fire that hasn't been properly extinguished, as of yet, despite the incalculable damaged that it has wreaked on this once great nation, the world, and, America's image abroad.

The phenomenon driven by the deep pockets of the Extreme Ultra Conservative Koch Brothers swelled the Tea Republicans ranks with half-wits, nit-wits, the witless and the weary, (most of my in-bred relatives), gobbling up all of the "loose cannons" in the USA into one "crazy bowl" of politcal Jello minus Bill Cosby.  The Tea & Nuts Party of Near Psycho-paths were soon joined in their mischief by their fellow disillusioned tribemen, "The Legions of Wannabe Somebodies," the unemployable, who had been out of work since their release from prison - a decade earlier. 

This modern day Motley Crew  sang out of tune and single-handily transformed the dark comedy of that brilliant film, "Broadcast News," into their anthem and unleased the energies of every "Mad Hatter" in America onto a simplistic public of latent homosexual sleep whackers looking for someone to pick on warm summer nights, or so we have been told.

This Army of Angry Tea Bangers were reeling from the lost of their jobs; infuriated with the evaporation of their IRAs, savings, and, the rising cost of living; victimized by the collapsing financial markets and struggling to avoid foreclosure on their home mortgages -  took to the streets in search of a "cause celeb", eventually, discovering that publicity hound, Donald Trump, the Reality TV Star, hiding in his own "COMB OVER", tucked and hermetically inside the "arse" of one of the Koch Brothers, Kochtopussy.  

"The Whites Only Paradise Bubble" was bursting; and the "The Mad as Hell - Ain't Gonna Take It No More" modern avengers were ripe for  action and the taking.  And, taken they were! They were co-opted, hijacked in mid-stream by the Koch Brothers & Fox TV Network News!

The Point of This Treatise is:

 SHOULDN'T THE PRESIDENT JUST RESIGN AND HAND THE KEYS TO THE WHITE-HOUSE OVER TO "THE DONALD"?  TRUMP GRADUATED FROM WHARTON BUSINESS SCHOOL, AFTER ALL!  The President, on the other hand, only graduated from Harvard Law School.

 "Donald's The Man, Now! - Me Vote For Him!" is our research team's bumper sticker and its going right on our forehead, next to the stitches from the frontal lobotomy.

Tea party favorite Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has officially moved to the left of Donald Trump.

The Minnesota Republican told ABC's George Stephanopoulos Wednesday that the certificate of live birth released by then-candidate Barack Obama in 2008 should satisfy "birthers" who don't believe he is a natural born U.S. citizen.

"I have the president's certificate right here," Stephanopoulos told her. "It's certified, it's got a certification number. It's got the registrar of the state signed. It's got a seal on it. And it says 'this copy serves as prima facie evidence of the fact of birth in any court proceeding.'"

"Well then that should settle it," she said.

Would you like to read a long and enjoyable essay on why Ayn Rand was probably the most evil troll of the post-Hitler era? (Now we don't have to compare her to Hitler!) Here's the piece, on The Awl. You will enjoy it, we bet! Also, it gives us an excuse to post this video that's been floating around the last couple of days. Watch Ayn Rand explain why most of the useless-eater population needs to die!

The "I'm a Little Tea Pot" Party, a Tea & Pot Coalition of former intellectuals to "high" to think straight and misguided advocates concerned about the "creeping Socialism agenda" in Day Cares through out America, is proposing a brilliant concepts that the Bird Dropping Institute suggested to an intoxicated Michelle Bach-man and she gobbled it up like free sheep dip at a Farmers Market.

The I'M A LITTLE TEA POT PARTY is truly a "grass roots" movement and is gaining ground, particularly in the Mid-West. It is centered in the great Commonwealth of Kentucky where growing marijuana has surpassed tobacco as a "cash" crop and nursery rhymes are appreciated for their musicality and revered in blue grass music.

The Great "doctored" Pigeon, under the influence of a large quantity of fermented guano, suggested the following to a gullible, lame brained politician with a limited imagination and hit pay dirt:

"Why not," our disingenuous political reporter, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, slurred to an in-her-C-cups Miss-spelled Bach-man, (Republican/Tea Party Representative from the not so great state of Minnesota - a state that elected a former World Wide Wrestling Federation wrestler as their governor, a comedian as their Senator and an idiot as their Congressional Representative) "require that all members of Congress wear their sponsors logo on their uniforms like NA-SCAR drivers do, so that their fans (constituents) might know what they are supposed to buy?"

"That's a great idea, Johnnie," M. Bach-man reportedly shouted at the top of her lungs from the men's restroom of the prestigious D.C. watering hole know as, "Drunk Boner's Family Tavern & Transitive Bar For Elected Congressmen Only - No Women Allowed!", located in the basement of a lobbyists brownstone on K. Street, just a stone's throw from Congress.

"I'm gonna propose it to my committee," responded an eneberated Bach-man,"and force it through the Tea Party coalition of nuts and fruitcakes and get it passed into law. If I get any thing done this election cycle, that will be it - Transparency in government! Why didn't I think of that, Johnnie?"

"Doctored" Pigeon responded, in that false British nasal accents that separate him from the masses, with a pleasant reminder to Michelle, "Honey Dump-ling, the last time you had an original idea - it split your pretty little head open like a ripe melon, darling and that sexually stared Bill O'Rielly lapped it up like ice cream on Fox TV."

"Oh, yes and it hurt like heck," remembered Michelle. "We don't want to do that again now that I am running for President of the US of Americas, do we?" she responded still face up on the barroom floor. "Is Panama still in the USA?" she asked of no one in particular and "No-One In Particular" shouted back, "Hell, no, you idiot. It's in Central America!"

"Well, that's in America!" Michelle shot back, "you ass-canine."

The question for our readers is: "Do you think that Politicians (liars of all sorts) should be required by law to wear their sponsors logos when they make any public appearance?"

Imagine "Weeping" Speaker John Boehner, covered in sponsors logos: Jack Daniels, Ins-ta-Tan, Insurance Companies, Wall Street Brokerage Firms, Military-Industrial Complex, Koch Brothers, and International Corporations from front to back. Wouldn't that be fun and revealing?

Here's the latest evidence that nothing has changed in post-Tucson America: A person at a Tuesday town hall with Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) got up and asked, "who is going to shoot President Obama?"

The exact wording of the question is not clear because, the Athens Banner- Herald reports, there was a lot of noise at the event. Perhaps more significant than the question was the response of the crowd and Broun, who is a member of the Tea Party Caucus and one of the most right-wing members of Congress.

The question prompted a "big laugh" from the crowd, in Oglethorpe County, Georgia, according to the Banner-Herald. Broun, for his part, did not object to the question. He said in response:

The extreme right continues its attacks on political figures. Rush Limbaugh has been attacking a Chinese-American state sentator, Sen. Leeland Yee, Ph.D., who dared to call him out for Limbaugh's racist mocking of the Chinese language. So one of his ditto-heads reacted and sent a racist death threat.

Stories abound about Saturday’s massive protest in Wisconsin. Don’t need to repeat. I’ll tell you a personal story.

We all knew the Tea Party was coming for a counter rally. What to do? “Ignore them,” said some. “Debate them,” said others. Above all be cool—that was universal.

I thought of a truly warm Wisconsin welcome in the spirit of the protests that had been ongoing throughout the week 24/7. Cookies and coffee to warm spirits and bellies, maybe? Logistically impossible given the sheer numbers expected. Authorities here were planning for 120,000 combined visitors.

I opted for Tea Party "welcome" flyers instead (see right). I typed up one quickly on my old clunky desktop, printed one original out of my old clunky printer, then jumped in my old clunky car, went to Office Depot, and printed up 100 slick, brand new copies, then off to Capitol Square with my dear hubby of a zillion years to join in.

He was worried about me getting in the thick of it with TP people. Nothing to worry about, but it was great to have him there. As one of those “greedy” public workers the TP keeps talking about, he had been hard at work all week and looking at one of eight unpaid annual “furlough” days on Monday (part of the concessions unions have already made).

The crowd was huge, unprecedented. One of our rallies had already happened at 10:30 a.m., the TP started theirs at noon to last until 3, our demos inside the Capitol Building were ongoing, and we had another rally outside coming up at 4. Traffic was horrible, garages full, and protesters clogged State Street between UW Library Mall and the square; crowds flowed into side streets. It was about 1 p.m.

My parking karma kicked in; got an open spot a block away. We grabbed a bag with our demo signs and flyers and looked for the TP. They were hard to find. Never such a crowd. Pro-worker protesters marched slowly round and round the streets ringing the square…slowly because there we so many. Everybody was incredibly upbeat; joyous in fact. And the weather was uncharacteristically warm and clear for Wisconsin in the dead of winter.

We made our way around and found the TP in a tight group taking up about a third of a block on the south side of the square in front of the capitol building. They were flanked by our folks on the left, right, and rear, and were listening to someone on a PA. I whipped out my flyers and started passing them around, squeezing between the TP’ers, smiling, and saying in my most warm and welcoming Wisconsin way: “Thank you, Tea Partiers, for being here today and exercising your rights!”

Over and over. “Thank you, thank you for coming, thank you for exercising your rights...” Always smiling, polite. People took them, walked five paces maybe, reading along the way, and then stopped dead in their tracks. “Hey, wait a minute….” Light bulb goes off, and then they scowled and walked away.

A few came back to argue, and as that went on, more came up to ask for flyers. Go figure. It was all very civil. By now they were figuring out I was not one of them. And I wasn’t the only one. There were a lot of our folks mixed in the crowd.

An older gentleman came up to me and started to argue; he had a severe facial paralysis on the right side, the result of a horrible cancer surgery, I learned. We talked about that, human to human. And a shared experience with cancer. His buddy came up and started another argument. No problem; hubby talked to him. In minutes they learned that we weren’t out here because of money, but about collective bargaining rights. When I broke it all down, the guy I was talking to said, “I see your point.”

One person. One victory. One human moment.

Another huge guy came by with a sign calling public workers names of all sorts, and I looked up at him and said, “Ouch. You don’t really mean that do you?” He said, “I’m just making a point.” I said, “But it hurts our feelings. That’s not nice and not true.” He looked down at his shoes, took a flyer, and walked away.

I went up to another guy with a sign about union "thugs" and the public employee "mob." I said, " Really? Thugs? Mob? Where? Anyone here resemble that description?" He growled, "Grrrrrr...." and moved on.

It was about a half hour of mingle time in there. And though there were some arguments, it was fairly respectful, and some TP'ers even shook hands. I hugged the cancer patient. He looked like he needed it; and I hugged his buddy, who didn't. They looked a bit surprised.

I talked to one of the TP organizers, a guy from out of state. He had to admit he was impressed by the people in Wisconsin—our turnout, our civility. I wondered but didn’t ask about the kind of confrontations he’d been involved in before. But why go there, you know?

What jumped out most to me was how pissed off most of TP’ers looked and how different they seemed from the people that had been out here, day after day after day, in all kinds of weather, night and day, getting tired, getting hoarse, and getting absolutely high on the joy and solidarity of standing up for our rights.

As I wrapped up my conversation with the TP organizer, I winked at him, smiled, handed him a flyer, and said, “Give my regards to the Koch Brothers.”

Hubby and I went off to other activities, staying well past the end of the 4 pm rally, another amazing event. By that time, the TP was long gone. We mingled among students, teachers, nurses, firefighters, police, snow plow drivers, librarians, social workers, teaching assistants, ironworkers, steelworkers, electrical workers, carpenters, laborers, IT workers….you get the idea. And they brought their families, friends, and, in some cases, pets.

We all talked about the Tea Party counter-protest with amusement. It was civil, barely distinguishable from everything else that was happening on the ground, and most likely the second biggest reason for THE biggest turnout of our protesters yet.

As hubby and I headed back to our car, we came up on a Fox News truck and saw three young men and one older one lined up on the curb alongside it, facing the truck, feet spread apart, sort of leaning forward. People started rushing up to them, taking pictures and laughing. More and more converged. What the…??? OMG! They were peeing on the truck! Rivers of warm urine washing away the road grime, leaving the side panel slightly steaming.

They stopped in unison, zipped up. turned around and greeted the appreciative onlookers, us included. It was hilarious.

A news crew started taping near to the truck. People surrounded them, “Tell the truth, tell the truth.” Poor guys; they were from a Fox affiliate in Minneapolis. “We’re not Fox News, we’re not like them, we’re union!” They responded. “That’s not even our truck!”

A Fox News reporter came out to see the ruckus. He must have been sorry he did. People chanted, “Fox lies, Fox lies.” By now there were about 100 and more coming from the rally. I gave him my last flyer and told him they’d better stop telling the world there is violence going on here.

He was calm but taking it all in. “That’s not us,” he said. “We’re just reporters” He promised he’d tell the truth and relay our message “to those other guys.”

Perfect street theatre with a perfect punch line to a perfectly “warm Wisconsin welcome.”

How to be a speaker at CPAC:
1. Say things controversial, but only by standing for the GOP.
2. Stand by them, regardless of ANYTHING.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

Trent Franks, a Republican Conservative Congressman from Arizona, heavily supported by the Arizona Tea Party, appeared on MSNBC on January 18th, 2011 and accused Democrats and "The Left" of using the shooting of Congress woman Gabrielle Giffords and the tragic murders of six innocent victims, "as a political tool" to denigrate Republicans and place blame. Congressman Trent Franks, in a calm, deliberate manner stated that "even before the victims were buried" - Democrats and The Left started pointing fingers at Republican Presidential Hopeful Sarah Palin.

"The Left," he bristled, started politicising "immediately after the shooting began" and even started calling for gun control legislation while placing blame for this tragic incident with The Tea Party, Republicans, Conservatives and some in the media." The proudly Conservative Republican Congressman appeared calm and deliberate as he leveled these charges and defended his earlier statement that he, "wished that there were more responsible people there that morning withguns." Perhaps it would have stopped the carnage sooner he hypothesized. He further explained that "guns and large capacity ammo clips" are not the problem with violence in America; "It is guns in the hands of lunatics," he declaratively announced, "that is responsible."

Like many Conservative Republicans now days, he invoked God repeatedly and injected his simplistic religious view "that only when we realized that all of us are Gods children will there be an end to violence." But, until then he is going to blame "The Left" for their deplorable capitalizing on the shooting and continue to support the arming of our citizens because, the Congressman added, "our second amendment rights are under attack from The Left."

Congressman Broun, (R), from Georgia, appeared as Geraldo's guest on Fox TV News Network on the day that the nation was celebrating Martin Luther King Day and reiterated his earlier and seemingly inappropriate comment that "Obama Care is a Pig That Should Be Shot." Geraldo, an Emmy Award winning Interviewer, asked the unruffled legislature if he regretted making that comment "in light of recent events?" The heavily supported Tea Party legislature said, "No," then, repeated his violence filled phrase with a wryly smile. He further assaulted the integrity of the President of the United States and accused him of turning America into a "Socialist country," but failed to cite any examples of "the creeping socialism" that he so deeply despises. Nor did Congressman Broun offer any factual information to support these outrageous charges other than to say that the government has "grown larger since President Obama took the oath of office."

In the South and Southwest portion of the United States of America, accusing someone of being a Socialist is akin to "fighting words". The "socialist accusation" is one that many Conservatives and Republicans have made about their political enemies dating back 50 years to the era of the John Birch Society and their unrelenting socialism paranoia and distrust of Northerners.

The John Birch Society was created and funded by Ultra Conservatives primarily from the South and the South West (known colloquially as Rednecks) they were in a constant state of alarmed at what they saw as a "socialistic" trend in U.S. government with too many socialistic programs developed to aid the poor, the disadvantaged and the lazy. The hostile, angry accusations and perpetuation the threat of a One World government was always shielded in a thick layer of Christian theology mythology.

The John Birch Society is considered by some historian as an scholarly Think Tank of Ultra Conservative Political Thought and, by others, as a dangerous extremist group fermenting distrust of the national government. The radical fervor of many John Birchers worried Federal authorities and they kept a close eye on them. Investigators looking into the death of President John F. Kennedy, (D), Massachusetts, the 36Th President of the United States of America, explored the possibility that members or the leadership of this extreme conservative organization may have had a hand in this dastardly deed.

The nation was horrified and in a state of shock by the presidents death which was viewed on national network TV. Kennedy was shot and killed November 22ND, 1963, in Dallas, Texas, (a hot bed of John Birchers). The FBI followed their leads and at one point considered this organization as a "group of interest" to be examined more thoroughly, according to historic records released decades later. The FBI's interest was pricked partially because of the simultaneous shooting of moderate Republican Governor John Connolly who was riding in a second vehicle and that raised red flags which resulted in officials looking for possible links to the John Birch Society or other hate groups of the time. The John Birch Society had been vehemently out spoken in their dislike of JFK, the entire Kennedy clan, the rise of the Civil Rights movement and the anti-war sentiment that was sweeping the nation.

JFK's personal White House secretary, Ms. Lincoln, had a hand written private notes surfaced recently auctioned for $11,000. Her note composed immediately after the President death had a hand written list of potential suspects and included the John Birch Society. The Right Wing, Ultra Conservative New Age Republican group promoted the concept that their existed a supposed dangerous, ethereal "Socialistic Threat to America," not unlike the consistent theme promulgated by contemporary Conservative Republicans and Tea Party advocates today.

Republican John A. Boehner, an avowed Conservative Republican from Ohio is highly favored by the Tea Party, also. Boehner snubbed President Obama generous offer to show national unity by flying to the "Memorial Ceremonies" in Tuscon, Arizona on Air Force One. In what has now become know as "Boehner's Blunder," the newly elected Speaker of the House rejected the President olive branch in favor of attending a combined political fund raiser for Republicans and a cocktail soiree in Washington, DC, which many "political insiders" intimate could easily have been postponed "due to the severity" of the current circumstances and the overwhelming sense of national mourning.

Fellow Congress woman Gabrielle Giffords was not a stranger to Speaker Boehner. She served in the House of Representatives with him for six years and Boehner knows her and her renown astronaut husband on a professional and personal level. As Gabby laid in the ICU ward of a Tuscon Hospital with a near fatal head wound, The Speaker of the House, known for his frequent public handkerchief displays of "weeping" over the smallest provocation, choose to attend a cocktail party/fund raiser while his colleague in the House of Representatives languished in Tuscon from an abortive assassination attempt.

The national horror of six people killed at a public town meeting, including a nine year old girl shot at point range directly in the face and twelve other innocent bystanders seriously wounded, in what journalists are calling "the worst political shooting rampage in the history of the United States," was not a strong enough draw to entice Congressman Boehner, the most powerful Republican operative in the United States, who is well known to close down some of the best and most expensive watering holes in Washington, D.C. with his heavy, non-stop drinking.

This calamitous tragedy was not sufficient for him to postpone politicking's long enough to help calm the nation's anxiety and fears. Boehner has strong ties to the Liquors Industry and has long been rumored to be a notorious alcoholic who has used his connections with his beloved Spirit Distilleries to influence his fellow legislatures with generous gifts of cash and product. "The free cocktails", one insider said, "is too much for John to resist."

Republican Presidential Hopeful Sarah Palin, a front runner and favorite of the Tea Party, responded in an 8 minute Facebook posting videoed from her home broadcasting studio that angered millions when she evoked the now notorious "Blood Libel" phrase and explained to the public and her supporters that when "we talk of taking up our arms we are talking about our votes".

Her angry rant was seen by many as a counter attack on her political critics not as an apology for using violent imagery in her campaign material and specifically targeting Gabby with gun cross hairs on a rifle target. Palin in typical attack mode rebuked the national media for drawing her into the tragedy through her innocent political campaign material that featured a shooting target over Gabrielle Giffords Congressional District, denied being responsible in any manner for the violence.

Palin'spainful to watch or listen to televised speech was contrasted by many of the networks with foreboding scene of an interview prior to the shooting of "Gabby" giving an impromptu response to a TV reporter who asked the Congress woman's feeling about being targeting by Palin with the symbols of a cross hairs from a rifle on a practice target. Congresswoman Giffords warned that when people use these words and images in their political campaign material that "they need to be responsible for the consequences" of what they say. Her prophetic words had an eerie and foretelling effect on viewers nationwide.

Republican Radio personalities and Hate Radio celebrities Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mike Savage and the entire staff of the Fox TV News Network continue to use the public airwaves to excoriate the so called "Left" and blame Democrats and the invisible Socialist strains of the Obama administration as the responsible parties in these horrific shootings. The rancor of Hate Speech from the Right hasn't diminished, if anything, it has accelerated with allegations that American citizen 2ND Amendment Rights are under seize by the Left who were unfairly using this tragic event to push legislation through to the curb rights of people to carry firm arms - a right as essential in America as milk, apple pie and Hot Tea!

The Left weep, gnash their teeth and circulates a Civility Petition, a Pledge to Tone Down the Level of the Discourse as a sort of collective symphony card to deal with the charged political climate in the aftermath of the shooting, a rampage of violence the like of which this country has not seen since the 1860s and the beginning of the Civil War, where one nation indivisible cannot stand and nearly didn't.

A petition is a nice sentiment and certainly makes the signers feel a bit more empowered but many wonder if it is just another example of Poncho Sanchez challenging the windmill? While the Left makes nice, the Right is bring out the heavy guns and threatening the recently approved Health care legislation with a repeal. This is the legislation that might have helped to provide the necessary medical assistance that the paranoid schizophrenic needed to keep him functioning in a productive society.

Dear New Friend and Numerous Old Enemies:

Perhaps my antiquated, now, out of print and never published manuscript might be able to cast some meaningful light on this emerging controversy: Cyberspace Civility, but, I doubt it.

Nevertheless, that is to say, none the least, I feel compelled to muddle the water further, because that is what we do, here, at the less than prestigious BIRD DROPPINGS INSTITUTE, A Right Wing, Left of Centered, Fundamentally Flawed, Conservative Conspirators THINK TANK For Smart Ales’, By Smart Ales’, Of Smart Ales’, So, Help Me God, Under One Nation, Indivisible by a Quantum of Really Slow, Politically Correct Neanderthals!

Here is a thumbnail “cheat sheet” for those more fortunate that I, in a hurry, with something important to do rather than wasting their valuable time reading this doggerel.

“Giving one the thumbs up!” - IS CIVIL. “Giving one the FINGER!” – IS NOT?

“Telling one to KISS my Grits!” – IS CIVIL. “Telling one to KISS my Ass!” - Is more specific, colorful and readily understood, even by card carrying members of the “T in Tea Party is For Terrorism” political challenged and learning disabled congregants, (sorry, Mr. President, but, I have been waiting a long time to use that purloined phrase); at last, ‘KISS MY ASS IS NOT CIVIL - especially if one is in church. Peoples get so uppity now days; it is really difficult to be rude.

“Pardon me; I am afraid I did not understand you.” IS CIVIL.

“Back off You, Jerk wad!” IS NOT.

“Hello, Mother” IS CIVIL. “Yo, momma!” IS Ebonicsally NOT!

“Please, would you mind, so terribly much, if I asked you to remove that pistol muzzle from in front of my luscious lips, I am claustrophobic and I may, very well, might suck it?” IS CIVIL!

“You think that’s a piece – I’ll show you ‘a piece’, Punk!” IS NOT- even close, but more effective.

These and other samples are available for a price – a very considerable price for those of you that need a guide, a sort of Hand Bag To Civility to guide one through the labyrinthine of modern society in these politically correct time. Available for an arm and a leg at most run down, government owned public parks throughout the world, except Canada.

This not so new, worn, dusty, and rarely viewed "New Approved, Extended Guide to Civility and Conservative Thought: THE ART OF DISRESPECTING OTHERS" is available to former teachers, editors, Tyler, of the newsvine censor czar, and, language traffic cops desperate to write a grammatical ticket to some dumb smock that haphazardly offended one with colorful language that may have bumped one into the light and made one think “outside the box.”

By, the way how is it in there? Is there ever any thinking going on, “inside the box”? I asked, in a purely, simple, but, highly civil tone and manner? Please, put down the gun and return to your sleeping!

Disrespecting Yours,

Jonathan Livingston Pigeon

CEO and Founder

The Bird Droppings Institution

Mildew, Ohio

(Right smack dab in the middle of John “The Weeper of the House” Boehner’s 8^Th Congressional District – where there are no jobs because “crying Johnnie” sent them overseas to fed the starving “kids” in China, so that, we, his weary constituents, may live happily ever after eating government cheese.)

NOTE: This post is filled with numerous exaggerations, grammatical errors, misspelling and faulty thinking. See how many of them you can find, circle them and register to win twenty-two rounds of your favorite ammunition. GOOD LUCK. Remember to shoot first and ask questions after - In God We Trust, Amen and Pass The Ammo.

The Tea Party Revolution is in full bloom and the Bird Droppings Institute has the drop on it. Hovering over the newly elected Tea Party legislatures like ace bombardier pilots with a full load, they penetrate their most intimate hang outs and eaves drop with all the skill that a bird brain can bring to bear. Thankfully, their intellectual powers far exceed those of the GED seeking Tea Republicans and our unpaid, under educated correspondents are able to hypnotize these rather simple minded imbeciles and lull them into a deep, sleep like trance, by waddling back and forth.

Bulletin - This just in, as we speak, our illustrious team of "urinalists" reported that they have some breaking news that they gather just this morning from the men's room of a swanky, but, infested motel favored by Congressional riffraff and Tea Republicans on a tight budget. Our renown, but, little known Reporters, "Deep Pockets," and, his half-wit buddy, "Deep Sore Throat,"were getting their pockets line, as usual, in a seedy Washington, D.C. men's room, frequented by powerful lobbyists, inebriated Congressional leaders, hookers, twisted sisters and the newly elected and extremely naive Tea Party nubile, when they overheard a Tea Republican rehearsing his opening speech.

Our, less than impeccable "Deep Pockets," and his side kick, "Deep, But, Very Sore Throat" gathered the goods on these dimly lit imbeciles who were ignorantly practicing their "Opening Remarks for the 113th Congress, while still in their underwear and torn tea party t-shirts."

Our team of questionable professionals, posing as a broken down hand towel were able to illegally recorded the following new legislature's congressional speak rehearsal, despite the noise from the overflowing commodes:

"We, of the Tea & Nuts Party, have been sent to Congress by the People to do Their Business - Not Our Business or Your Business or Any Business - and, I intend to do just that!"

Here the speaker passed a very pungent, but, ripping roaring mass gas attack that threatened to expose our hidden reporters location with its volatility, but, only molted some of their feathers. Our unreliable and disreputably sources were unable to determine if this was a planned sound effect or just the result of a very crude, uneducated dote.

The misguided and immensely uniformed speaker continued his childish charade:

"We were elected to tear down this Wall - (man that is good - sounds like my hero Reagan", he injected and complimented himself,again and again, then continued in that strident voice that is all too often associated with Tea Parties and Punk Rocker, "We intend to return this country to its original Constitution, so help us God, or, we will march right out there on to Pennsylvania Avenue and retrieve our loaded rifles from our pick up trucks and Columbine some Congressional ass."

Dopey made a "cheat-cheat" note to himself by writing on his foreskin, a technique that he mastered while working toward his uncompleted high school equivalency, then, the newly elected dote asked aloud, "Maybe, I shouldn't use that word - 'ass'? Tea Republicans don't cuss! We Be Christians. We kick government butt. Turn over tables, kill Liberals, but, never, never curse."

"First thing, we is gonna do is -" continued the imbecile pulling on his newly pressed trousers by putting both legs into one pant leg, "---is --- we are gonna dismantle Obama Care, convenve Non-Stop Congressional Investigation Untill This Corrupt Government Collapses. Then, we give Billionaires more tax relief, while we will over turn Social Security, throw out Medicare, get rid of government workers at all levels and Give The 'Free' Government Cheese Back To The Chinese!" he sneezed, then shouted to no one in particular and made a mental note to "hold for applause."

His friend, "Even Worse", a dark colored Tea Republican occupied himself by throwing up into the toilet bowl and moaning incomprehensibly, "Oooh, OH! I shouldn't have eaten that midget. I don't even like white meat," he moaned and moaned and moaned, until the first idiot clubbed him into silence with his bible and dog eared worn, tattered and torn copy of the Constitution.

At that point, the recording was disrupted by the Washington D.C. police department bursting through the men's room door, shouting, "Has Anyone Seen Chandra Levy? Chandra are you in here? Where's the dope. I don't see any dope? Who's got the dope."

Without so much as batting a false eyelid, the Imbecile Tea Republican turned on his partner and "ratted" him out, pointing at the crumpled form in the stall with his head still in the toilet bowl, he said in a loud, clear voice: "There the DOPE!", then slipped out unnoticed.

The above was brought to you by the folks at the Bird Droppings Institute, A Right Wing, Left of Centered, Fundamentally Flawed, Conservative Conspirators THINK TANK for Smart Alec's By Smart Alec's located somewhere inside the mind of a dirty old man in Mildew, Ohio, 'right smack dab' in the middle of House Speaker John "The Weepers" Boehner's 8th Congressional District where there are No Jobs Because Republicans Sent Them All Overseas To China...which is OK with us, 'cause we don't want to work anyways. We Just Love Living Off That Free Government Cheese."

Jonathan Livingston Pigeon

CEO & Flounder

The Bird Droppings Institute

Reminding you to: FLOCK OFF! - every chance you get!

Rush Limbaugh seems to have a thing against intelligent women and it begs the question of what his bride is about? He seems to like or prefer brainless dope's like Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman but his wedding pictures don't reveal how smart or not his wife is. Nor do they appear to me to show any affection between the couple, heck I was looking for the picture where they shook hands to seal a business deal.

Maybe there is some mental doctor out there who would weight in a make an evaluation as to the behavior and lack of affection and genuine bond displayed between Bride and Groom in their Wedding Photos. You have to ask yourselve is she just there to fill his prescriptions for profit? She does seem somewhat happy but not so much about being married to Rush.

You never know with these millionaire types, I mean come on, you can not expect them to just buy some off the streets and the ex-Governor of New York has already proven even with high priced call girls you cannot always expect discreetness. But the truth be told, in the real world today a woman can commit to having sex with a man for a period of time for a price in a written agreement called a prenuptial and no one would be the wiser. Anything can be abused.

We will never know of course, and, only if there were some evidence of prostitution would there be any reason for any agency to get involved in somebodies marriage situation and to my knowledge, with Rush and Bride, lack of effection is in no way to be considered evidence.

Even through Rush likes to take stabs at the Presidents Wife and the Female leader of the House as well as other Liberal Women they have to grin and bare it because he does have the right to free speech and Rush Limbaugh does speak his mind!

"I think you probably found out by now, I'm a pretty emotional guy" -John Boehner

As I've observed the next Speaker of The House weeping on the CBS 60 minutes interview and while he gave his victory speech soon after the Republicans took over the U.S. House of Representatives I witnessed a man who's mind is having a major conflict with his soul.

He and his loyal supporters have tried to explain J.B.'s emotional break downs by implying that because he came from humble beginnings as a poor child in a big family that he gets all teary eyed because he was able to achieve "the American dream". It's been said that because he wants our children to have the same opportunities that he's had that he can't stop himself from crying when considering our current struggles.

Here is the shocker: I believe him. I don't believe that Boehner or even most Conservatives want anything bad for America. I do believe that he is hurting inside in no small way because he sees that "the American dream" is dying. But that's not all and there's more to it.

It's time to play "What would the Mentalist or that guy from Lie to Me have to say about this?"

(From eHow: How to Read Male Body Language)

1) The eyes are the windows to the soul, right?

Boehner's eyes tell the story of a unhappy man. It's the look of despair. He can force a smile on his face at will but his eyes and his body language to me suggest not a man who is crying tears of joy or gratitude but tears of great sadness.

2) Notice his stance. A guy who stands erectly with his chest out and his hands at his side is showing others that he is a confident alpha male...If he has his arms folded across his chest, it may signal that he is insecure and uncomfortable with himself. Also, pay attention to his facial expressions. Men typically show less emotion than women and, as a result, their expressions are often more reserved and harder to decode. This means, however, that when he does show an obvious expression on his face, then it is genuine and should be taken seriously.

From the 60 minutes interview Boehner at times definitely stands there with his interviewer and his posture suggests that he is insecure and uncomfortable with himself although he says that he is comfortable and secure with who he is: "a pretty emotional guy". Sorry Mr. Speaker in waiting but your body language and your facial expressions say differently. This leads me to believe that your intellectual thoughts are not in harmony with your gut and/or conscience. There's some internal issue(s) that you are choosing not to deal with.

3) Watch for negative body language signals such as lack of eye contact, poor posture, hiding of the hands, mumbling, stuttering, mispronunciation, extraneous body movements and darting eyes.

Negative body language provides more evidence that Boehner is either insecure, keeping something from others or he's flat out lying. It's very obvious while watching him on 60 minutes that his body is sending out several negative body language signals specifically poor posture, hiding of the hands, extraneous body movements and darting eyes. I do not think that he is a liar. I think that he deceives himself (e.g. self denial). I do think that he needs to do some deep self reflection to discover what it is that makes him so sad.

In my extremely non-professional opinion I think that the Republicans winning in the 2010 midterm elections and John Boehner becoming the next Speaker of the House has forced him to take a really sober and honest look at himself and his beliefs (personal, political and spiritual). I'm not sure that he is being successful in reconciling them at a time when I'm sure that Tea Party, GOP and Conservative leaders are placing heavy demands on him.

I mean really think about this. If you've come from the back ground that he came from, then became really successful both in your career and financially how then do you not keep a sense of empathy for others less fortunate? John Boehner to me seems like an intelligent man who is far from being heartless. Do you see where I'm going with this? John Boehner may have tried to convince himself that his constituents want what's best for the America that he loves but his true self, that poor kid who grew up in the school of hard knocks, won't stop crying because he knows better.

It's become really hard for me to believe that this guy can routinely repeat party lines regarding tax cuts for the rich, cutting programs for the poor and middle class and not feel a little pinch from his soul. I know that politically the Republicans feel as though they have to stick to portraying Obama as an ultra-Leftist, Socialist zealot who hates freedom. John Boehner in his leadership position can not admit to it, but he has to recognize Obama's unrelenting attempts at compromise for the good of all Americans. The kind of mental and emotional warfare taking place in the mind and soul of Mr. Boehner has got to be taking it's toll.

The next couple of years should be very interesting to observe. I used to really dislike J.B. and now I feel compassion. I hope that for his sake and America's sake that he works out his internal struggles and chooses to do what's right for his beloved country even if it does mean that his political career suffers.

The results of Tuesday's election are savagely depressing, wholly expected, yet deeply puzzling. Why do so many Americans insist on voting against their own best interests? Why do they shout hatred for a health care plan that gives them better protection against calamity than they have ever had? Or stimulus spending that has prevented a bad economic climate from being much worse for them? Or tax proposals that lower their own taxes by raising taxes on people much richer than they will ever be? Why do they vote in such numbers for the party favored by the bankers and traders who brought on the economic catastrophe?

Eight out of ten voters told exit pollsters that they are frightened by the economy; four out of ten report that their own families are still worse off than they once were. Columnists say that this explains why they turned on President Obama and deserted the Democrats. But that is not a solution to the puzzle; it is part of it. The economy is improving; private sector jobs are increasing. True, the improvement is slow—no doubt slower than everyone hoped and many people expected. But if someone has burned down your house you would not fire your new contractor because he has not rebuilt it overnight and then hire the arsonist to finish the job. Commentators say that Obama has failed to explain the value of what he and the Democratic leadership have accomplished. But he tried: he repeated his explanation all over the country. The people who voted against his policies—or simply stayed away from the polls—many of whom voted for him two years ago, must have had a reason for not listening to him now.

We must take seriously what so many of them actually say: that they feel they are losing their country, that they are desperate to take it back. What could they mean? There are two plausible answers, both of them frightening. They might mean, first, that their new government is not theirs because it is not remotely of their kind or culture; it is not representative of them. Most who think that would have in mind, of course, their president; they think him not one of them because he is so different. It seems likely that the most evident difference, for them, is his race—a race a great many Americans continue to think alien. They feel, viscerally, that a black man cannot speak for them.

In an interview with The 700 Club airing tomorrow, O'Donnell reveals that she actually died once but then rose from the dead when God wanted her to represent Delaware in the U.S. Senate. "If I didn't believe that there were [sic] a cause greater than myself worth fighting for, if I didn't believe that it takes a complete dying of self to make things right in this election cycle, I would not be running, and when you die to yourself, you rely on a power greater than yourself," she said, referring to the power of emerging out of a funeral cave as a zombie-Jesus Senate candidate.

It is time for all of us to face some pretty alarming facts. THE TEA MOVEMENT is not a spontaneous eruption of voter dissatisfaction with the OBAMA administration - it is a FOX NEWS TV NETWORK and RUPERT MURDOCH, owner of Fox News and News Corp, product. Murdoch has much to gain personally if Republicans are swept back into power. You, and I, have much to loose.

DON'T FALL FOR THE TEA PARTY CRAP!

More than any other person on the planet, Rupert Murdoch is responsible for single handedly destroying Journalism in America. Through his acquisitions of NEWSPAPERS AND FOX NEWS NETWORK - he has replaced Journalism with Gossip, Info-tainment, and Conservative Republican "Talking Points".

Rupert is not motivated by a Conservative Ideology based on years of study like William F. Buckley, or a Barry Goldwater. Nor is he motivated by a sense of community activism like Ronald Reagan or President Obama. No! Rupert is motivated like Scrouge by one thing only: MONEY.

The world's media has been "hijacked" by a pirate that is only interested in MOR (making money for Rupert). MURDOCH IS ESTIMATED TO BE WORTH OVER $700 Billion dollars.

The so called, "Tea Party," Is promoted nationally by Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and Newt Gingrich - all are on Murdoch's payroll. Fox News has promoted the tea movement since day one of the OMABA ADMINISTRATION.

Lobbyists on K .Street in Washington, D.C. owned the Republican Party during the Cheney, Kar Rove, Newt Gingrich, John Boehner Administration and , today, John Boehner, former speaker of the house, has collected more money from Lobbyist s than all of Congress.

Obama closed this loop hole by NOT ALLOWING LOBBYISTS to buy the government. President Obama rose to power with the contributions of millions of American s and has made a fundamental change in the way Washington works,

IS THIS WHY THE REPUBLICANS SHUT DOWN GOVERNMENT AND REFUSED TO WORK WITH THE DEMOCRATS?

ANGLE AND CHRISTINE O'Donnell represent the repressive "throw backs" to the Dark Ages when religion and politics were controled by one entity, the Church.

here is great danger in combining the Church and the State into one self-righteous, holier than thou conglomerate under the direcetion of the Tea Republican Party.Read Angle and Christine O'Donnell's comments. This is really what they want. A return to the originial Constitution and a recognition that America is a CHRISTIAN COUNTRY - A CHRISTIAN GOVERNMENT.

DO YOU NEED A DAMN ROAD MAP TO SEE WHERE THE TEA MOVEMENT IS HEADED?

This is the MOTIVATING objective of the Tea Party - a recycled Christian Coalition, Evangelical, Born Again, "End Timers" Religious Movement promoted by FOX TV NEWS as an "angry, spontaneous real expression of political malcontent."

It is the malfeasance of News Corp and Rupert Murdoch.

VOTE: NO TEA FOR ME, PLEASE.

WAKE UP AMERICA !

BEFORE WE ARE ALL OWNED BY RUPERT AND forced fed 'WARMED OVER ENVANGLEICAL, BORN AGIAN, END TIMER RELIGIOUS NONESENSE AS TRUTH. It is still just old country, hillbilly unenlightened Christian repression disquised as a political movement.

O'Donnell's Oxford Education Claim On Second Website Was Authored By Her, Says Site Spokesman

Delaware Republican Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell has responded to accusations that she overstated her education in her resume by insisting that a LinkedIn profile erroneously stating she went to Oxford University wasn't authored with her knowledge.

But now a new website has surfaced listing the same erroneous biographical information. And a website spokesman claims that O'Donnell entered the data herself.

Today I discovered a link to the Republican National Coalition for Life PAC, where they rate GOP candidates on their anti-abortion purity, and my jaw is on the floor at how many of these candidates support the cruelest and most extreme anti-abortion positions — forcing a woman to give birth to a rapist's baby, even if the rapist is her father.

By the sheer number of these people, it looks like there's going to be a very big push to make abortion flat-out illegal in all cases, coming soon. If I'm reading the page correctly, 112 of the GOP candidates in this election support outright bans on abortion: 2010 Election Candidates responses to the RNC/Life Questionnaire.

Members of the Tea Party have received a great deal of ridicule for everything from the way they dress, to their racist posters, to their love affair with Fox celebrities, and for being anti almost everything that isn't like them. They appear to rational society to be just a bad joke. So why do they have such a large following?

In a previous article I tried to explain this as a type of mass hysteria, fueled by fear mongers, liars and opportunists. But I was wrong. It turns out, that when a Tea Bagger yells out, "I want my Country Back", they hear, "Free ice cream for everyone". The word "deregulation" in Tea Baggese means "recess". Thus, they perceive themselves as patriots fighting for more play time and lots of ice cream for all Americans (well not all Americans, but the ones that matter).

The fact that increasing time away from adult responsibilities may have deleterious effects on the Country makes no sense to them. They are innocents, who truly want our Country to be less burdened with thoughts of such things as sanitation, safe roads and bridges, an educational system for our children, or national parks. Besides, if we didn't have to pay taxes, we would all have enough money to buy our own roads and parks. And let's give them credit for this: If you don't have laws, you can save all that money we waste on law enforcement.

Stay with me on this. If they are correct, we could easily pay down the National debt by just firing all government workers. I'll bet these millions of government employees would love an extended recess with free ice cream. Look at Sarah Palin. Just a few months ago she was a mid level bureaucrat. Now that she has embraced the Tea Party, she's a millionaire. And that, my friend, could be all of us.

Was Christine O'Donnell present or absent at the University of Oxford? The GOP candidate for Senate in Delaware claims she studied at the world class English school, but after scrutinizing her records The Washington Post concludes "this is at best an exaggeration and at worst an outright falsehood."

On her LinkedIn bio page, O'Donnell lists Oxford as one of the three universities she attended, saying she studied "Post Modernism in the New Millennium." But the Post discovered that was just a single course held by a separate institution called the Phoenix Institute, "which merely rented space at Oxford."

"THROW THE BUMS OUT! - OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

Is the mantra of the Unholy Trio of Tea Party Exploiter's:

Sarah ("I'll Do Any Thing For A Buck Except Serve in the Position I was Elected To As Governor of Alaska, Because I Can Make $12 Million Dollars Running Around America Ruining The Republican Party By Endorsing Candidates That, Like Me, Want To "Throw The Bums Out", And, Don't Have A Tea Pot Chance In Hell of Getting Elected in the General Election, But, I am Getting Rich, Anyway")Palin;

Glenn, "The High School Drop Out & Delusional V.P. Hopeful for the Palin/Beck Ticket in 2012," Beck, earning just over $32,000,000 per year, according to our unimpeachable source, "The National Enquirer," on sale at most grocery store check outs;

And, Rush ("Still Eating Oxycontin By the Handfuls & Peddling Hate at $25,000,000 per year) Limbaugh.

All three of the above political pundits, or, more commonly known as as exploiters of the Tea Party movement are close personal friends of Rupert Murdoch, owners of FOX NETWORK TV and Clear Corp. All have been on the receiving end of the money chain from Mr. Murdoch, either as employees of Fox or Clear Corp, or, recipients of fees and donations. All three of these pundits are worth tens of millions, and yet, they are daily conning hurting, vulnerable, jobless Americans by pretening that they (the multi-millionaire) are the "VOICE of the COMMON MAN," --- the "Soccer Moms," or the "Average Jobs".

VOICE OF THE COMMON MAN, THE COMMON FOLK - (I presume that is you and I, and, everyone else in America that is earning less than $25,000,000 per year, or under $480,769.23 per week.

I don't know about you, but, unfortunately, I don't know anyone making $480,769.23 per week or $96,153.85 per day. Oh, sure I know families where both spouses work and together in one year they earn $96,153.85, but, not in one day.

Now, that takes some co-honas to tell the American people that you make $12,019.23 per hourfor running your moutn, and, yet, you complain that it was the sky high workers wages that drove Average Joes job overseas. I don't recall any labor union or factory worker demanding $12,019.23 dollars per hour, do you?

It is brazenly bizarre and quite insane that these political pundits (making on the average of $200.32 per minute, every minutes of an 8 hour day) are telling us that they are our spokesperson and they have appointed themselves as the VOICE OF THE COMMON MAN, THE SOCCER MOM, THE AVERAGE JOE. They are making $3.34 per second and they object to employees wanting a fair livable wage.

They are only our financial contemporaries for one second of the day, but, for the rest of the 86,499 seconds of each day - THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF RICH (NEAR) BILLIONAIRES.

Look, boys and girl, I am not a near billionaire and I don't think that that many of you are. So, I don't think that Palin, Beck and Rush are really representing our point of view, or even know where any of you live, let along impersonate your voice.

COMMON MAN---MY ASS! The only thing common about Rush is his intellect, very common. Average or below.

SOCCER MOM---COMMON WOMAN PALIN? The only thing common about her is her looks - very ordinary, without the glasses.

AVERAGE JOE---Gay Beck propably gives head. Out, Out of the closet, please.

They are earning on the average of over $25-32 million per year. Now face it folks, don't try to b.s. me, you ain't making no $480,769.23 per week, are you? Ninety six thousand, one fifty-three dollars and eight-five cent per day. What damn country do these Political Pundits live in? It ain't our America.

Let's see, Rush make $25,000,000 per year; Glenn Beck makes $32 million and Sarah Palin made $12M in six months. Yes, yes, that makes them my contemporaries. . .Of, course, I don't know about your financial situtation. But, collectively speaking they raked in $81,000,000 per year in gross income. Let me check my W-2 form from last year - yeah, yeah, that's about right. I made $25,000,000. I just forgot about it.

By jove, they are my financial contemporaries. I should listen to them. I should follow them, because maybe I made $25,000,000 per year, last year, and I put the money somewhere and I don't remember where I put it.

I know . . .the big bad, now black, GOVERNMENT TOOK IT...IN TAXES. That makes Palin, Beck and Rush my contemporaries, I guess, because, they say they are the "Voice of the Common Man, the Soccer Mom, the Average Joes, the Grisly Mom."

And, right now, with my W-2 form, from last year in hand, I feel like a "Grisly Mom" kicked my Ass, while Average Joe ran off with my Common Man Identity and joined the Tea Partiers in their "Mad as Hell, Ain't Gonna Take It Anymore Revolution", while I sit in my underwear in the kitchen trying to figure out how in the Hell am I gonna pay for all these bills?

Where in the Hell did I put that $25 M?

NOTE TO MY SELF, THE LIBERAL LEANING LEARNING DISABLED:

The Average Soccer Moms, Average Joe's, Momma Grisly Bears and Common Man earned under $50,000 per year and are in the process of losing their health insurance benefits . . . jobs . . .house . . .and average marriage - - -

Because, thanks to the Conservative Christian, Communist Hating, Bible Thumping, Right Wing, Hollier Than Thou,Wall Street Before Main Street Republicans who have been busily promoting Free Trade with Communist China (Instead of Fair Trade with Americans workers), Average Joe's" is now having his Average Ass handed to him on an Average (Made in China) Styrofoam Platter and forced to watch his "Average Job" immigrate over sea.

Soon, all the Common Man will see is the "Grisly Bear Moms" eating their young and kicking Average Joe's Ass - because he can't get aa average job or even a hand job, according to our disreputable reporters at the:

Bird Dropping Institute, A Right Wing, Left of Centered, Fundamentally Flawed, Conservative Conspirators THINK TANK, located Just A Sharp Right Turn From Common Sense, In lovely, But, Nearly All Torn Down, Mildew, Ohio, home to Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, Publisher of the PigeonReport and CEO and Founder, of the Less Than Prestigious Bird Droppings Institute, A Think Tank For Smart Alec's.

You are not a Billionaire! Someone had to tell you! RUSH, PALIN AND BECK are not your VOICE. They are the COMMON VOICE OF THE COMMON BILLIONAIRE.

Your voice is the one saying, "Honey, get the gun, I think someone trying to break in again looking for food."

WAKE UP AMERICA!