The "I'm a Little Tea Pot" Party, a Tea & Pot Coalition of former intellectuals to "high" to think straight and misguided advocates concerned about the "creeping Socialism agenda" in Day Cares through out America, is proposing a brilliant concepts that the Bird Dropping Institute suggested to an intoxicated Michelle Bach-man and she gobbled it up like free sheep dip at a Farmers Market.
The I'M A LITTLE TEA POT PARTY is truly a "grass roots" movement and is gaining ground, particularly in the Mid-West. It is centered in the great Commonwealth of Kentucky where growing marijuana has surpassed tobacco as a "cash" crop and nursery rhymes are appreciated for their musicality and revered in blue grass music.
The Great "doctored" Pigeon, under the influence of a large quantity of fermented guano, suggested the following to a gullible, lame brained politician with a limited imagination and hit pay dirt:
"Why not," our disingenuous political reporter, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, slurred to an in-her-C-cups Miss-spelled Bach-man, (Republican/Tea Party Representative from the not so great state of Minnesota - a state that elected a former World Wide Wrestling Federation wrestler as their governor, a comedian as their Senator and an idiot as their Congressional Representative) "require that all members of Congress wear their sponsors logo on their uniforms like NA-SCAR drivers do, so that their fans (constituents) might know what they are supposed to buy?"
"That's a great idea, Johnnie," M. Bach-man reportedly shouted at the top of her lungs from the men's restroom of the prestigious D.C. watering hole know as, "Drunk Boner's Family Tavern & Transitive Bar For Elected Congressmen Only - No Women Allowed!", located in the basement of a lobbyists brownstone on K. Street, just a stone's throw from Congress.
"I'm gonna propose it to my committee," responded an eneberated Bach-man,"and force it through the Tea Party coalition of nuts and fruitcakes and get it passed into law. If I get any thing done this election cycle, that will be it - Transparency in government! Why didn't I think of that, Johnnie?"
"Doctored" Pigeon responded, in that false British nasal accents that separate him from the masses, with a pleasant reminder to Michelle, "Honey Dump-ling, the last time you had an original idea - it split your pretty little head open like a ripe melon, darling and that sexually stared Bill O'Rielly lapped it up like ice cream on Fox TV."
"Oh, yes and it hurt like heck," remembered Michelle. "We don't want to do that again now that I am running for President of the US of Americas, do we?" she responded still face up on the barroom floor. "Is Panama still in the USA?" she asked of no one in particular and "No-One In Particular" shouted back, "Hell, no, you idiot. It's in Central America!"
"Well, that's in America!" Michelle shot back, "you ass-canine."
The question for our readers is: "Do you think that Politicians (liars of all sorts) should be required by law to wear their sponsors logos when they make any public appearance?"
Imagine "Weeping" Speaker John Boehner, covered in sponsors logos: Jack Daniels, Ins-ta-Tan, Insurance Companies, Wall Street Brokerage Firms, Military-Industrial Complex, Koch Brothers, and International Corporations from front to back. Wouldn't that be fun and revealing?