FOX TV Network News, the self proclaimed, "Fair and Balance" cable provider, is up to no good, again!
Fox's be-hind the scenes, media master-mind and king-maker, Roger Ailes, is putting forward five former Faux Fox TV Network News employees as viable Republican candidates for the office of President of the United States of America (POT-US).
Don't you find this a flagrant violation of political decorum, or possibly a violation of US election law and/or at least UNFAIR AND VERY UNBALANCED ethics? Even for the constantly distorting Fox TV Network Flux News, this is irascible behavior?
Roger Ailes's iron fist approach of forcing the Republican party to nominate one of his employees is a disturbing grasps for power. The unethical exploitation of Fox's on-air personalities to hype the hand-picked presidential Republican prospects and to ignore or ridicule other legitimate candidates border on a media coup by FOX.
If CBS ,in its hey day promoted, encourage and contributed funds, TV air-time and non-stop promotion of Walter Cronkite, their popular newscaster ,and suppose, as insane as it sounds, that a CBS executive urged Walter to run as a Democrat FOR PRESIDENT WITH THEIR HELP.
Why that is so far out, it's fictional. Because the Southern Coalition of Confederate Flag Waving Crackers, plus Texas would be throwing the biggest hussy fit since the last time Bill Clinton got a little "head" in the oval office.
Ailes, the half-ton size CEO, of Fox TV Network News is doing just that - not getting any head and no one is throwing a sissy fit. Why?
Roger is one ugly, little, crew-cut of a scary man. He looks more and more like an out of controlled "mini-me, Mack truck man," as he barrels into the studio shouting directions to everyone from the door man to floor-man; micro-managing everything from the thickness of the toilet tissue, to supervising the type of shoe polish used on Bill O'Reilly's growing bald spot.
"Get me more black shoe polish, you damn Mormon, Moron," he shouts to the nearest sycophant. "We can't have out star commentator go on the air looking like he is bald? Move it, boy," he commands in that familiar imperial tone he learned from Richard ("I am not a crook) Nixon, while serving as that devil's right hand man.
"Yes, sir, Mister Ailes," muttered Glenn Beck, humbly.
"Do it Jerk-wad, get her done!" Roger shot back looking more like Larry The Cable Guy than the world's most powerful CEO on cable TV. Ailes charitably punched Beck in the kidney with a judo chop and chocked him about the throat for emphasis. Glenn ran off with his tail between his legs to do his masters bidding.
"Don't stand there yapping about it or you won't have your job as a go-fer, you used up Mormon cultist. Don't give me an excuse to fire you," Ailes threatened and threw his lead base painted, made in China replica of the "Original Constitution" at Beck's back, as Glenn swishy chalked off, wetting his pant as ran toward Rush Limbaugh's open arms to retrieve his dignity.
"We have got to get our own white man in the White house even if it destroys gay America," Roger screamed at everyone within earshot of the faux studio, and, to all within a two miles radius, in that guttural, primordial howl that sounds exactly like Big Foot. And, is as pungent, too.
"America is nothing but a big gay bed," the paranoid CEO and ex-Nixon media master screamed. "Gays are everywhere! They are coming for me!" he raved and whipped out his revolver, the one that Ann Coulter had customized for him from a gay man's ass that she had kicked back in the day when she was a man.
"The guy that does my make-up is gay. The queer that cuts my hair - gay. My wife decorator - gay. Even my doorman confessed to me that he is an illegal - gay man. They are everywhere, for God's sake. I wonder about Sean and Glenn Beck. Combs I know is a Twisted Sister. We have got to get our own straight white man in the White house or we'll all turn queer," he squealed like a silly Mary and ordered a "fairy" to light his cigar so he could smoke it like his he-man hero, Schwarzenegger, sucking on it to calm himself down.
"Rupert Murdoch expects me; "mini-Mack Truck Man to rig the next election for him, and, by God, or Satan's, which ever can get it done, I am gonna deliver the White-house to my Australian born boss," he thundered at the camera man, then broke the front tooth of the audio person when he attempted to ask a question; the question on everyone mind:
"Is FOX TV Network News trying to hijack the American electoral process by turning it into a private, rigged, high stakes poker game for his demoniacal boss, Rupert Murdoch, the Australian media mogul and "down under" modern day Meida Mogul morphed into a Media Pirate?"
Well, brothers and sisters of the Corn-Hole Tournament generation, I, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon ("doctored"), CEO and President of the much heralded Bird Droppings Institute, A Think Tank For Peoples That Don't Want To Think No More", intend to get to the bottom of this despicable circumstance by exposing the sordid truth no matter where it leads, as long as it leads to the Conservative Republican den of thieves or religious nut jobs and /or hobo homos hiding in their straight jackets in most White Republicans politician's home.
Be assured, Children of the Corn, that this "ch-ere" intellectual treatise written, researched and stretched to its limits by a declining wit on the verge of another near-Octogenarian stroke is mostly made up lies, but, not all, the best parts are true. I just don't know the difference.
It is my rather "elevated opinion," after years of sleep research, I discovered that Mr. Roger Ailes' maniacal maneuvers to under-mind the 2012 Presidential election by shamelessly promoting former and current employees via unlimited on-air time and gushing endorsements by Fox TV Network News's so called, "newscasters."
Roger's pure, unmitigated gall and the arrogance Fox's parent company, News Inc, which boldly helped finance the imbecilic toads, such as, former Fox employee, John Kasich, for Governor of the Not So Great State of Ohio in a clear partisan manuver to manipulate election processes rather than report on them. Fox has moved from reporting the news to manipulating it, distorting and censoring it.
Fox TV and its bad parent, News Inc , has permitted, encouraged and orchestrated the systematic rape and pillage of America's free election process by not "smacking down" Roger, that fat f-wording run-way, out of control one half-ton MINI-MACK TRUCK of giggling blubber.
Fox TV's wicked power grab is unprecedented in the history of America and hark-ens back to the machinations of a plot-ting Machiavelli during the Dark Ages in Mid-evil Europe, or, to the history avoid-ant modern Republicans that would be when Dick Cheney was pulling little George W's around in a red wagon manipulating any and all of the levers in the White house that could possibly lead to anything that "Made Money For Halibut's & Burtons," including starting a war with Iraq when everyone knew that Bin Laden was in Afghanistan.
But, the big money for Dick and Haliburton was in destroying Iraq, then, awarding huge contracts to Haliburton, Cheney former company, so that that company could make trillions off of the unnecessary war.
If one studies and I haven't,but if one did study the following list of incompetent charlatans put forward my Roger Ail-es, one might be horrified into shooting Crazy Glenn Beck in the head, who did requested same on his Fox TV show, with Roger Ail-es blessings no doubt, as long as, Fox got exclusive rights to broadcast it.
The list of proposed candidates for the Republican Party's nominee for President of this "cheer" United and States of Hill Billy is absolutely sickendly, indicative of how far the Republican leadership has fallen under the corrosion of Conservative Radical RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN EXTREMISTS and their "Coo-Coo clock" political philosophy!
HERE ARE THE FIVE REALLY STUPID, INCOMPETENT PEOPLE THAT MISTER "ROGERS" WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT:
- Sarah Pal-in
- The "drop out" Alaskan Governess, who quit her elected office in mid-term to run about America distorting history, spewing hate and racial unrest through her narrow minded remarks, speeches, slogans and unrelenting greed. The disgraceful and hurt-full comments she tosses about like confetti at a Carnival about our sitting president EXPOSES HER WOEFULLY limited understanding of politics, history and common sense! Her famous sound bites and wisdom are:
"Paul Revere Warned the British" - Palin and the Tea-Republican revisionist take on the America Revolution!
"Locked and Loaded" - Palin response to America's porous border.
"Drill Baby Drill" - Her energy policy.
"First Due" - The role she see for her husband.
"Blood Libel" - A blanket phrase that covers all other issues not listed above.
Pal-in, as this long time political observer has - well - observed - has become the preferred Keynote speaker and "darling" of The Wives of Rich Billionaire.
These Housewives of the Filthy Rich B-words, soon to be a Fox TV Reality Show, love to dress up in original designer gowns costing two to three hundred thousand dollars per event and hold very expensive soirees/fund raisers for for the poor raising at least a couple of thousand to fight for poor rich Billionaires who had to pay their taxes this tax season.
These rich b-words of the Rich and Infamous, also, under Roger Ail-es watchful eye , love to hold "Meet & Greet" Fund raisers for Republicans moderates that might be corrupted and brought into the fold of the "unreasonable, evangelical born-again sophistry" pedaled by Fox TVs Mormon educator Glenn Beck, and, touted by the Fox TV created, Tea Party, that Roger is pushing to replace the Republican party all together.
These gaudy, bejeweled, low neck line affairs are the social high-light of the idle wives of the "Rich and Infamous Billionaires" who made their fortunes plundering the world markets under the popular "deregulation" movement started in the Alzheimer laden Reagan years of lore. (circa 1981-1989).
Reader Aside: Now don't get your false teeth out of alignment just because I use big fancy Italian sounding words like "circa," it only means "about", but, sounds more intellectual, don't you agree. And when one is reading a treatise, one has got to sound intellectual.
These Rich White Billionaire Idle Wives events are coming to Fox TV next year as a new Reality Show and look to be a big winner in the cable TV sweep, week, where results are already known by Fox. These are "gala affairs" - though no gay people are allowed to attend. They help with the decorations, set up, entertainment, gowns, make up and such, but, they are not going to ruin the affair by attending and if one slips in accidentally in drag, they are immediately dragged around the dance floor my their hair, raped, pillaged and told to come back in the morning for more.
All of these affairs are secretly financed, in large part ,by the same Southern Conservatives, Right WING extremists group that have direct ties to the Kennedy assassination.
The eclectic collection of former John Birch Society Members, State Right Advocates, the Amway Inheritance Fortune of the De Voes, Koch Brothers, the Murdoch's Family and Heirs, and The Cheney's- all have links to current multi-million dollar religious right wing, Evangelical groups that actively support Conservative Right Wing Republican causes and cast Democrats in the role of the Anti-Christ; in short, the inherited rich knuckle heads, like Donald Trump.
Pal-in, like a coward, abandoned her post, quit in mid-term the elected office that voters had entrusted her to and possibly to avoid the negative exposure of several "on-going investigations" into allegations of multiple incidents of "abuse of power" charges and other "irregularity" she was suspected of while serving as small town mayor in a community of less than 32,000. After only two (2)years of her four (4)year term as governor of one of the least populated and most isolated states in America, Alaska, she abandon it like a deserter during combat to pursue-higher goals of becoming a Reality TV star and a media "Ho".
Critics claim that the "sharp tongued Pal-in abandoned her duties to run amuck in the "Lower 49" in luxury, as a paid Right Wing political hack under the stewardship of the Koch Brothers, Right Wing Conservative Republican Billionaires vehemently opposed to a centralized federal government that they do not own.
The brave Republican Party members that had the tenacity to complete their term in office were forced to listen to the hypocrite Sarah tell them how to run their respective Executive Branch and what national programs they should support based on her "Talking Points" provided by the Koch Brothers, Karl Rove and the corrupted Republican National Committee (RNC).
Palin's lucrative, partisan trips were funded by the so called "patriotic" Koch Brothers, and other Right Wing, Billionaire Conservative Republican Extremists that have been unceasingly trying-to grasp control of the RNC since the volatile days of Barry Goldwater (R), a far out right wing, ex-Air-force Reserve General, Senior Senator from Arizonia and a "trigger happy war hawk", rejected in a humiliating landslide to LBJ, in 1964.
Pal-in, the disgraced, half-governor was naturally picked up by FOX TV NETWORK NEWS and paid millions to mercilessly attack, slander, and distort the record of the sitting Democrat President Barak Obama, the first Afro American elected to the Office of President of the United State of America and a landmark occasion that should have been celebrated by all Americans as an example of how America can learn from its mistake, adjust, correct then and embrace others on an equal footing.
Instead of helping America put a positive International presence forward, this little fox terrier of a failed governor, small town corrupt mayor went on a vicious attack filled withthe most outrageous remarks besmirching the President, his family and mother by claiming that the President was born in Kenyan and was not an American citizen. Her innuendos implied that BarakObama mother, grand parents and the Democrat Party had somehow master minded a huge cover up to put a Muslim into the office of President of the United State and that he was going to be soft on the 9/11 terrorist.
According to articles in the New York Times and numerous other sources, Pal-in raked in approximately $27 million dollars from her book sales, and her no-holds barred, non-stop partisan speaking engagements and paid TV appearances. Palin's disastrous Vice Presidential candidacyon the MC Cain-Pal-in ticket in the 2008 Presidential election was largely criticized as the reason for a competent Senior Senator, John MC Cain, (R) Arizona, a nationally know Vietnam War hero, to lose his bid to a relatively unknown presidential dark horse, (no pun intended), Barack Obama, (D) Junior Senator from Illinois, who was considered an underdog in the race.
As a potential viable nomineefor Republican Party presidential candidate, Palin demonstrates how far a field Fox TV has moved from the entertainment business that it is licensed for as a cable provider to what it has become: The heart and brains of the Republican Party. Not one former employee but five have been put forward by Roger Ail-es, a man the size of a small dump truck. This is a sleazy, unexceptable dirty trick and must be stopped immediately in his power grabbing tracks.
It is shameful, that Mr. Roger Ail-es, CEO, Fox Faux TV Network News and miss-manager of the nation's most popular Hate TV cable programing has pushed, promoted and pulled five of his stations on-air political personalities as viable Republican candidates for nomination to the highest office in the United State of America and possibly one of the most powerful in the world.
Why is Roger AND his boss, Rupert Murdoch, making such a bold, deliberate move that even an asinine idiot like me can ascertain?
Is the entire Rupert Murdoch's World Media Mad Empire, including News Corp - the parent company, about to implode? Are they looking to the future for another Republican orchestrated bail-out that they can blame on Democrats and give billions, perhaps trillions of tax payers dollars to help billionaires bribe their way out a world-wide media mess? Or, are they just "patriots" like the lovable Koch Brothers?
Do they need their man (their former employee) in the White-house along side of their Speaker of the House, the Bawling-His-Eyes-Out At The Mention of the Word Kid - Cause He Never Sees His Own, Johnnie A. Boehner, The Weeper of the House and Designated Clean-Up Batter For Gary Condit? I asked the difficult question, in a purely rhetorical and civil manner before the vein in me head "pops".
Is this not an unprecedented, bold and deliberate attempt by Roger Ail-es AND his errand boys at the "Fair and Balanced" Fox TV Network News to abuse their airways to promote handpicked candidates to run for the Republican nomination while continuously denigrating-Democrats as wild eyed Socialist intent on forcing every Christian woman to have an abortion, even if they are not pregnant.
If this doesn't boil your blood - what does? Fox TV and Roger Ail-es action if not unlawful, and, I suspect that it is, certainly is a Born Again Christian sin in contrast to the biblical teachings of Jesus who couseled his followers to "Give To Cesar What Is Cesar and Give To God What Is God," when asked about opposition to Roman rule.
If this flat out, arrogant activity is not illegal, unethical, and in violation of our election laws - it should be. Surely, even Shirley could make the case that it is a "sin against humanity" and the worst dirty tricks since Richard Nixon's Watergate days and Dick Cheney Water-board is as American as Apple pie. Where is my America? When did Fox TV Network News get controlling interest and boot the majority of Americans out.
Roger Ail-es (that's Ail-es according to newsvine.Com's spell check) has thrown his weight (estimated at just shy of 1/2 ton by some observers) behind everyone of his former Fox TV employees, like a gambler hedging his bets. One of these five monkeys has got to rise to the top and now it looks like Blood Libel Sarah Pal-in, the drop-out governor from Alaska will win the party's nomination because Rupert Murdoch, News Corp, Roger Ail-es and the Fair and Balance Fox TV Network is throwing their weight around again. Someone get a gun and shoot Glenn Beck.
Why is Roger doing this? Is it in order to get control of the White House by disabusing his broadcast license and giving generous donations of free television coverage to the candidate of his choice? That hardly seem fair, equitable or balanced for a FAIR AND BALANCE organization. Do it to you?
Fox TV and their storm trooper trained so called newscaster lavish praise, and on-air 24/7 promotion on their hand picked candidate and providing these former Fox TV Network News employees with a free national cable TV platform to peddle their wares.
The question that federal regulators should ask is: "Why is Fox TV Network News so desperate to get their candidate in the White-house? What does Roger Ail-es boss, Rupert Murdoch, the Australian pirate, and CEO of News Corp, Fox's parent company, need or want from the office of President of the Unit-ed States of America? Is Murdoch empire, like Trump's. about to collapse and he, like all Republicans White Federal Government "Trash Talking" Billionaires looking for another hand out, not a hand up from the government that they accuse of being anti-business, anti-capitalistic, anti-American and Socialistic?
The five favored former Fox TV candidates would not be even considered if not for the unending carnival barking, obscene media idolotry shown these faux candidates by 'Fox TVs staff and on-air personality of this disgraceful Flux News organization. All of these former employees ( Trump, Pal-in, Hackable, Bach-man and Newt) should be promptly dismissed out of hand as political CLOWNS, HAS BE-ENS AND EXTREMIST NUT-JOBS, to put it politely.
Let us consider the field of folly that the near half-ton Roger Aisles has promoted this election cycle as viable Republican candidate and honestly ask yourself is this man sane, or what?
2. Donald (The Comb Over) Trump - A boisterous bellicose birth-er advocate is the sole owner of the world's worst faux comb-over. That badly bleach bag of damaged hair on the front of his forehead is at least 18 inches long and is combed backwards to cover up the fact that Mr. Trump is bald. A man that can't face his own baldness cannot face the enormous issues confronting our nation.
Trump, as a legitimate presidential candidate, is, and was an obscene joke. For starters, he has not registered to voted in seven years, has never held an elected office in his life; he is a notorious bald face liar who exaggerates his net worth; brags about the fortune that he made working-only from the small start up stipend ($50,000,000) his father left him. A fortune equivalent to $500,000,000 dollars in today's money. Oh me, oh my that is a lot of dough. His daddy made it by building shoddy, over-priced public housing projects for the poor, with the generous help of grants and funds from the federal government acquired via corrupt Republicans in the Nixon administration.
No doubt Roger Ail-es, the blustering, half-ton of waddling blubber consider this Cavalcade of Political Clowns as the next Fox TV REALITY show or as a cluster viable presidential candidates, but, not all Americans are as easily fooled as Fox TV viewers, who IQ ranks among the lowest of any network.
Our source for this story, Gnarly Mc Nasty, has discovered, like Michele Bach-man, through a vision, that Roger Ailes has violated all ten of the Bbblical commandments, most federal and state statutes, and, defied all know reasonable grooming standards during his reign of terror as CEO & "Eater of Everything In Sight" at Fox TV Network News.
Seriously, have you ever seen a picture of this behemoth? He is frightening to be hold; a fat, balding, white haired, pasty skin, White bespectacled, half-ton of a giggly, liposuction-needy man. The man is uglier than Dick Cheney, his ideal man, but, look exactly like "Snaring Dick," only 823 pounds heavier! What a mega-hog? Speaking of mega, what about Mega-Mom Bach-man (R-woman that's R-word Bachman).
3. Michele Bach-man, Mega-Mom, (R) from Minnesota, sole claim to fame is that she raised 29 kids, with only 24 needing public assistance. Now in Congress, Michele want to cut funding to the same public assistance program that paid her bills, so, that no other under disserving, self-exploiting Mega-Mom would get the same idea as she did anduse the Welfare system to help support her biological family.
Michele is a leader of the Tea-Republican Party, another Fox TV Network News assisted grass roots organization, aimed at the easily fooled Fox TV viewers. Now in Congress the Tea Party is busy dismantling Medicare, Social Security, Health Care Reform and commonsense in Washington.
Michelle loves to travel the continent giving speeches to Conservative Born Again Republicans that blend facts, fiction and God into one big ball of misquotes that God told her to say. God want her to solicit votes tso that she can defeat the evil doers, aka, democrats, who actually are working to benefit the quality of life of most American.
4.Newt Gingrich, the former speaker of the house, who was thrown out of office by his own party for numerous violations of the prohibition of Congress Conflict of Interest rules. Newt is the same man that served his 2nd wife divorce papers while she was in the hospital recuperating from Cancer surgery. Since, he is a disgraced congressional leader he was naturally picked up by Fox TV Network News and promoted as a brilliant political pundit with real experience and awarded a million dollar contract to bad mouth the sitting president, because Newt is first and foremost a "patriot."
5.Mike Hackable: The former governor of Arkansa is renowned for having raised the academic standards of that state from 50Th to 49th lowest in the nation. Huckabee is a part-time Born-Again preacher and a full-time political pundit for Fox TV Network News that specializes in slamming democrats, accusing the sitting president of being a Muslim andnot eligible to be president because some backwoods hillbilly told him that the president was born in Kenya and you know that there are a lot of black Africans there. But, Huckabee ain't prejudice - he is just stupid.
The "Cavalcade of Political Clowns" are coming to a Town Hall Meeting For Republicans Only! Be sure and get your ticket. I rest my case! Get the rope, let's give Roger a fair trail, then HANG HIM. It's only FAIR AND UNBALANCED!