Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, "doctored," is a licensed crack pot and a recent graduate of the Dick Cheney School of Torture and Electric Shock Therapy. He is a lunatic and a renown political pundit who has written for numerous intectual giants, Comedians: Richard Pryor, Pat Paulson, Paul Mooney, Laugh-In and his own Political Satire Institution, now, in forclosure.
"Doctored" Pigeon is the FOUNDER & CEO of the newest "Illuminati Society" to surface since the middle ages, which he helped to mold with his acidic wit and delayed wisdom, THE LESS THAN PRESTIGOUS THINK TANK, Bird Droppings Institute.
Born to an indentured Carrier Pigeon at a renown Clay Pigeon Shooting Range made famous by and frequented by Satan's apprentice, Dick Cheney, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon flew the coop at the tender age of eight and 1/2 week only nano seconds ahead of a hail of buckshot from the intoxicated VP.
He has disiocated historic monuments from New York to Hollywood leaving no statue untarnished in his wanton youth.
Thanks to an extended stay at the BETTY FORD CLINIC , where he first met Weeper of the House, John A. Boehner, he was able to re-center his magnetic sensors and founded the much needed, but, rarely heraled BIRD DROPPINGS INSTITUTE, a Right Wing, Left of Centered, Fundamentally Flawed, Conservative Conspirator's THINK TANK For Smart Alec's, located in Mildew, Ohio, just a SHARP RIGHT TURN FROM COMMONSENSE.
"Doctored" Pigeon's Think Tank provides ANSWERS to Questions Not Yet Asked through his self taught twirling sessions, which he performs at a high speed until he is disoreinted, then, dictates his visions while still in a full coma to passing mortorists, who may or more likely than not, write them down.
His Institution's educational branch, Bullock-- Shylocks University, offers Phd.s for $11.00, plus a large shipping and handling fee.
All course work is telephathic - BDI has grown beyond computers and functions at the speed of light.
ENROLLMENT is highly selective, only those students with the eleven dollar cash are accepted, others, no matter how deserving are turned away at the door by Deacons with baseball bats.
To apply - Only Ask Your Self Why!
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